PETERTHEEATER

Until his third lapel badge is awarded.

The wheel of fortune. All hubs; no spokes. And I'm tyred.

.........describing the exercise as a simulation of a “tactical nuclear attack.”......... ........ and involved “two long-range strategic cruise missiles ....... So which one was it, tactical or Strategic? I can't imagine NK having cruise missiles with the 6200 mile range to strike mainland USA. Ballistic missiles, yes.

The figure of 82.5 is, presumably, the expected number of RTAs per month? There seems to be a pedestrian level on one side of the main bore accessed by stairways from the upper and lower vehicle lanes to evacuate vehicle occupants in emergency. I love the addition of the large 'running man' posters which my RAF colleagues used to refer to as "RLF" signs (Run Like F**k)???? At that depth it would be under the water table so "All hands to the pumps"

To me, as a satellite layman, what will be the impact on Thailand's current TV channels?

DPM - Devious Practices Minister?

Perhaps he is an asthma sufferer.

But what were the 'vast quantities of narcotics' in addition to those detailed?

No wonder cows have flatulence.

Perhaps these laser 'clinics' exist to remove tats from grandmas.????

The real reason for his arrest. John Doe violates dress code. At least he should have washed his legs.

If the examine BVDs they may find skid marks.

Cheap conversions to LPG rack up the ICE score in Thailand.

Using metal detectors to locate ceramics. Not allowed.

I look forward to seeing photos of him posing in coveralls with two lapel badges and with trowel in hand........

Over-enthusiastic reporting. No mention of offshore seismic activity generating a tidal wave. Rising sea level? More like a normal high tide with onshore wind has washed out out the foundation of a cheaply laid unprotected concrete road causing collapse. Still plenty of room for motorcycles to traverse.

A golf stream can be a handicap.

Cannot, my battery flat......no hab cha-jer.

The Thai firemen knew how to 'disconnect the battery'

He resembles Eli Wallach?

Convicts in the Thai Cabinet will not protest.

Discussing this with my wife's sister she said she has no problems as she always buys her supply bottled from a 7/11. ????

Only the pink piccolo players.

Were his hips swaying?

Absolutely ten out of ten for illuminated pointing. If only we knew what was the centre of attention.