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Perhaps the General will take the two ladies back to Bangkok and utilise their skill at a hospital there......?

A man calle Prawit has Time Machines for sale. Call him on 055555555555.

Is it a plough blade?

They could not pry the wallet from his hand so loosened the shoulder muscles🙄

Tut tut. Never mock a leader of fashion. Next trip you will see his Rupert Bear suit on show.

Yes. Andaman Sea operation has been planned. Just waiting for the new canal across the Isthmus of Kra to open......😋

I am deeply disappointed that the subject venue has been downgraded from 'legendary' to 'notorious' 😮‍💨

Must be, There's a sucker born every minute.😀

Ex DPM Prawit will observe this in memory of a deceased Buddhist friend who Lent him some timepieces.

Re-arrange the letters of the phrase 'e-ticket' to form the word 'racket'

If it has earned the epithet 'legendary' then it has bee operating for a long time yet failed to draw the attention of the RTP. I wonder how that could be. 🫢

Oh you naughty airport fairy. 😆

A 20kg object is not something even a fit person could throw very far. No description of the 'tank'. I have travelled all over Thailand in my lifetime but I have yet to see an entire department store devoted to the sale of gold. Presumably the 'heavily armed' attackers each had a howitzer on their back. "Quick, let's jump in this boat and paddle down the coast to Malaysia, the Coastguard will never catch us" 😋

The one not wearing rose-tinted spectacles.

Tut tut! There's always someone sneaking in snippets of truth to muddy the water...😋

They help stimulate manila envelope production in Thailand and grow the local economy.😋

100,000 baht reward for capture of notorious fugitive, says Department of Corrections He's in the Police Hospital, Bangkok. (I claim the 100k)

The 'racing slicks' on the Fortuner indicate it was living on borrowed time.

Crystal clear water in the north of Gulf of Thailand? Do me a favour.🙄

Sounds good to me. 😀

(Police investigator grilling suspect) "Sing, sing or show me your ring"

My dog tells me the human equivalent is authentic vindaloo. The after effect is like looking down a shotgun barrel. 😀

They are the fast ones.

Thank you KSA. Get to it. Chop chop!

One who had a seminal moment?