PETERTHEEATER

Walking in circles is ideal for ring work..????

Huh?

If that's a one-way streert at least three vehicles are parked or driving the wrong way!

Hair today, gone tomorrow.&

Another global hub ????

Judging from a certain DPM's belly, inlation is rampant.

Risking his life treading the site of the explosion will surely result in the award of a third lapel badge to put him on par with Uncle Tu.

Very punny ????

I guess the 'demand' is only from Bangkok residents where range is of minor consideration.

Putin on the agony, putin on the style.......

A great euphemism.....

And hungry????

At my age I bank it. I went to my sperm bank yesterday morning to make a deposit. Just my luck, ended up in a queue behind a woman paying in a month's takings. ????

If he's lucky, with a shoe horn.

From the linked article: As it stands, Hua Hin Airport already deals with approximately 30,000 private jets annually, signalling its strong potential for growth,.......... If you believe that an average of 82 private jets fly into HH airport each day you probably believe in the tooth fairy. It is an active commercial ab initio flight training school operated by the AOT and in frequent use by the RTP for para drops but, even adding all those landings together would not reach that figure. I shudder to think of the disruption that would ensue it widening the twin dual-lane road tunnels that pass directly under the runway. No reason is given for the perceived need. Widening of the rail tunnel could be justified by the current upgrade of the rail system to twin track from the existing single track.

A million baht for a plate number which, I read in another thread, is already assigned to a motor cycle.????

The i-Phones promised are probably ancient models from the Lost and Found collection.

It takes three months to clean up the mess left by tourists during the season.

At the risk of appearing pedandtic the term 'defuse' in this context is incorrect. It should be 'defuze'. This is a common error by journalists. A 'fuse' (noun) is an electrical component. A 'fuze' (noun) is a explosive component.

Defence Forces were enthralled by the display of Catherine Wheels and Roman Candles.....????

I can see it now....'To boldly go where no man has gone before......'

Fear not. Part of the deal is that Tony, when he returns, will bring a years supply of Dexedrine for Prawit to fix his narcolepsy. It's either that or a hat with a bell in it and relegation to The Old Buoys Club.

He's a smelly man......

What chiefs?

I wont be eating paella again.....