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I know but it was a 'just in case' addition. The IO did ask me if I had moved into an hotel and was pointing at my home address I had entered on the TM7. I confirmed I was still at my home address but muttered under my breath "The same address I have been reporting for twenty years!"

ANPR the plate, track and intercept is my guess. Even the BiB should be able to manage that!

I attended the Hua Hin (Bluport Mall) Immigration branch on Monday 10 April 23 with prepared TM7 et al. Queued in seat provided outside wondering why I seemed to be the only one clutching a A4 size envelope. Just prior to my number coming up I noticed a small sign at the entrance on a writing table pointing to a tray 'Form for Visa Extension'. This appeared to be a proforma in-lieu of a TM 7 provided by this Immigration in anticipation of large demand for extensions. Most people around me were clutching one filled out with basic details. My TM 7 was, however, accepted without comment and dealt with efficiently. I had tacked on a copy of my exit flight booking too.

Both Pinkie and Perkie.......

They're just keeping abreast of the times.

Where I live in Thailand public refuse bins are visited daily by scavengers who collect plastic bottles and sell them on for recycling. I see others walking main road verges searching out and collecting plastic bottles which there fellow countrymen thoughtfully toss from their moving vehicles.

Is this guy, Dolphin, a Scandinavian adviser attached to the Pattaya police?

The target of no more than 39 accidents contradicts the slogan aim of 'no accidents' Annual rhetoric delivered through useless face masks. File and forget.

When he took office he was required (by the Constitution) to make a declaration of his finances. He refused. Singing and dancing a violation? Get real!

Don't copy the Krating Daeng paperwork; that didn't work.......????

About as much, but quicker, than you can on a Zimmer frame......

Possibly the victim was a buxom teenager requiring CPR........

Joe: "Hi Sushi, it's good to be back in North Iran" Rishi: "Huh?"

Should have left it to the medical staff in the hospital. Good of them to try 'though.

I'm enthralled and hanging on every word, please don't stop it, I will even give up my Harry and Megan collection if necessary........(interruption)...... "Darling, there are some men in white coats at the door asking for you"

According to the Hua Hin (Bluport) branch Immigration it IS a substitute holiday.

Does this mean I have to change my amulet?

Smooth description. Killer cop's accomplice.......

I'm itching to unleash the fun but I can't remember where I put it after last year's party.

An ideal mascot for the ruling party.

Pity they don't upgrade the half-shafts too.....

What us the maximum speed of this vessel on land? ????

Isn’t that Kasakhstan he's sitting on?

I tried them but for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck them up my rs.

FLASH NEWS......Shock and dismay as the Eurovision Song Contest Admissions Office announce that the Vatican entry 'I ain't got no contraception' has been pulled out at the last minute,