I too wet myself with excitement watching the Oscar's on TV. The acceptance speeches made me cry.
If I could just get out of this strapped canvas jacket I would clap my hands with joy.......????
Golden rule with septic tanks.
Only human waste into the WC. NO toilet tiissue, NO tampons etc.
Use the bidet spray, Dry with tissue and dispose it separate bin.
The suction from the high speed train is intended to draw polluted air from Bangkok northwards to Chieng Mai to share with the impoverished residents of that city.