PETERTHEEATER

Ezekiel cried dem dry bonesEzekiel cried dem dry bonesEzekiel cried dem dry bonesNow I hear the word of the Lord

Not quite Rupert Bear but.........

The eagle feather headress gave him away.

What was the 'renowned Thai lawyer' doing at the party? Official videographer?

Taksin's is empty..........

Wot! No garlands?

He's hansum enough to be an attraction in prison. Karma.

The vehicle, a Toyota van....... Really?

Tiffy and nasal inhaler no doubt, carried in every Thai woman's purse.

Glowing prawns on the hotel buffet would enable the stampeders to spot them sooner.

Judging from the photo she's singing 'Don't cry for me Argentina' but with modified lyric.

Yes. With one of these clipped to your lifejacket you can drown happily in the knowledge that someone, somewhere, knows where you are.

They searched. It's in the linked article.

They are kneeling in deference......

No, in deference to his rank and influence, this was a warning to give time to conceal any incriminating evidence. He has only five houses? Pfft! That is not enough to be considered for the top spot.

The boarder might not like it.

In my vehicle, switching off the engine would lock the steering........

His cab door was obstructed by a tree.......????

Because it's good news after all the daily depressing reports.

Mai mee ngnun (No have Monet)

Antennae is the name for the feelers of an insect. The correct plural for the transmitting and recieving devices for radio frequency is antennas. Here endeth the lesson.????

How many would you recommend for each encounter?????

Pristine.......????

Just as soon as he gets back from the Bahamas.

DeMOCKracy!