PETERTHEEATER

........and breathtaking atmospheric pollution at certain times of the year.......

Jet skis, airport taxis and passenger boats AOK.???? Tier 1, here we come......

Unfortunately, upper floors can become lower floors very quickly.

Why does he dress his coconuts in vibrant colours?

I demand compensation or, more likely, psychiatric treatment, for reading this drivel.

Shhh! Joe thinks his name is Sushi.

Did they bring beer with them? How much are those VR headsets and. are they any good?

Was he qualified to give the nurse injections? Does she require boosters?

That must have sparked her hit "Eh Ah"

Subject matter aside, I had difficulty in understanding the family relationships between the individuals. Especially that the 'bitten' child is actually cousin to the 'mother' ????

Looks ike the nearest was a Golden Retriever.

It sounds bettef than "My windshield wipers don't work"

Is that the new maintence facility for THE submarine?

They don't fool around at those crematoriums you know.

In my scenario the koel is replaced with a duck.????

The reports say he was about/trying to board a flight so he would have passed through Immigration and paid a fine. The veracity of Thai newspaper reports is beyond reproach. ????

That would be the Yellow Pages.

Luckily, the guy pointing had the presence of mind to load his camera with infrared film to capture this disgusing event at two o'clock in the morning. I was so shocked I almost fell out of the tree.

A-maize-ing Thailand!

I was thinking the same. Do you think we have a foot fetish?????

He would have to prove that to the airline at check in. Clearly he will be booking an economy seat on Thai Airlines in order to be seen supporting that ailing business. ???? His choice of transport into the city may be limited. After he 'fled' the country 17 years ago he had decided to divorce his wife. He was in Hong Kong and to complete the divorce paperwork was faced with a visit to the HK Thai Embassy. That would have put him on home ground and liable to immediate arrest. The Embassy sent a high-ranking official to meet with Taksin at a local venue to sign the papers and avoid that possibilty. Not a peep from the Thai press. In my opinion, his divorce was 0ne of convenience to avoid fallout from alleged illicit land holdings and not mutual incompatibility. She is still seen lurking on the fringes. Looking at the lead photograph, I'm curious to know why they have obscured the face of the woman attempting to steal her watch.

It may have been a small calibre weapons such as a .22 with low striking velocity after penetrating the windshield. No mention of cartridge cases being found at the scene indicates a revolver.

A large size awkward box yet he carried it away and climbed a wall.......

Low but wide.......

Who decided the dancers were 'sexy'?