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Very apt that thevBrown Bladder is head of the Pee Pee party.

I am special. I get frequent emails from a Nigerian Prince who promises to send me money. They are not all bad. ????

They should learn not to rush to incidents it can lead to injury by tripping and falling......????

I haven't got the heart to suggest otherwise......

Back issues ofTikTok International magazine?

Mispelled. They will need a miner to dig it out!

Great headline. The motorcycle gang was just one man. Although the linked article does not mention the Indonesian drug team I applaud the arrest of the entire network. ????

Any leaks as to what job has been allocated to The Watchman?

Surely this is an oath every PM takes when they are sworn in.

Newly appointed PM already has two badges and the undertaker has lost one of his three. Presumably the latter reverts to being a military officer and can now continue live in his Army mansion legally?

He does crappy nappies for his grandchildren so washing his own shirts is a breeze.

Girl Scouts are used to handling tent poles.

Becos...play

Ah the empathy of forum members is palpable......????

If he's suffering from shortness of breath, ask Prawit to take his foot off the oxygen tube.

The kid must have arms like an orang-utan.

Whay you and I would see a a shade of silver is recorded on the vehicle registration as 'BRONZE'....TiT!

I would describe it as 'cuboid'

Please God. Make it the Roller and not the Caddy.......????

But, but.....I too have been concerned and on my knees clutching a fistful of smouldering incense sticks. Will he get a penthouse or just a suite? Not knowing is killing me!

The major social media companies will citcle the wagons and consolidate. Their new name will be You TwitFace.

.......and some fell on stony ground.....

I too have noticed that, when driving at night, it is dark. Has anyone else experienced this?

She was publicly confident several times that Daddy would return on specific dates. How did that work out?

And, possibly, NOT one of the largest in the world.