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Ah, the old 'short circuit' again. Luckily, when I wired my house I put in long circuits. The only downside is the delay in a ceiling lamp lighting up when the wall switch is put to on, the electricity has to travel further.....????

From below.

Ha ha ????

If this had been a report of a British Conservative MP found exhausted after clinging to a small boy all night it would be International news,.......????

I can hardly contain my excitement......

They make good politicians since they know how to dish the dirt.

Ayot. It's got a helicopter landing pad at the blunt end........

You keep the trailer candle in your backyard. In the event of an electrical power outage just light the wick......

Daddy was a 'diseased dirty farang'?

Marginally less exiting than cricket.......

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Biden's son is gay?

Picky, picky....????

You said that in a high-pitched voice........????

The article mentions measurement of noise levels so motorcycles could be losers.

The dinosaur that laid that log should be in the Guiness Book of Records....

Disney land?

A failed funeral?

As my Geordie mate says "There were more dancing girls than you could shake a stick at"...????

Then how can we smoke your ganja? Make a hole in the mask?

Probably belongs to the RTP. Just lying there doing nothing........

She's still recovering from Glastonbury when she saw that the multipple charging points that had been installed for EVs were powered by diesel generators.????

But passengers will be required to row like galley slaves. First class gets to beat the cadence drum....????

Some motorcycle riders disable their rear light by removing the bulb or disconnecting the feed. My wife's sister is one. Her reason is fear of ghostly spirits who, upon seeing a moving light, will follow it and attack the rider. Ludicrous but true. She insists, however, on making sure that her headlight is always on full beam when riding at night since she rides on the wrong side of the road against oncoming traffic. This she says is safer because vehicle drivers can see her coming. Despite this 'safe' practice she has had three serious accidents in the past two years and has permanently bent forearms. A second sister too has had more motorcycle accidents than I can recall all resulting in deformed limbs. My wife, under my influence, has never owned or ridden a motorcycle in the nearly fifty years of our marriage and remains intact. ????

And the contents of the cardboard cartons are.......?