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Ruff!

How does the PTT intend to power their H2 production plant. Via solar generated electricity?

The Brown Bladder's Pee Pee Party promise to increase a 75 year oldest monthly Social Security from the current 700 per month to 5000 per month! For that alone seniors would be carried to polling stations on litters to put a tick in Box 37!

Forget road racing and start offering cash rewards for reporting forest fire-raisers.

He was tipped off. Not one of his minions?

A wok is what you fwow at a wabbit

I know but it was a 'just in case' addition. The IO did ask me if I had moved into an hotel and was pointing at my home address I had entered on the TM7. I confirmed I was still at my home address but muttered under my breath "The same address I have been reporting for twenty years!"

ANPR the plate, track and intercept is my guess. Even the BiB should be able to manage that!

I attended the Hua Hin (Bluport Mall) Immigration branch on Monday 10 April 23 with prepared TM7 et al. Queued in seat provided outside wondering why I seemed to be the only one clutching a A4 size envelope. Just prior to my number coming up I noticed a small sign at the entrance on a writing table pointing to a tray 'Form for Visa Extension'. This appeared to be a proforma in-lieu of a TM 7 provided by this Immigration in anticipation of large demand for extensions. Most people around me were clutching one filled out with basic details. My TM 7 was, however, accepted without comment and dealt with efficiently. I had tacked on a copy of my exit flight booking too.

Both Pinkie and Perkie.......

They're just keeping abreast of the times.

Where I live in Thailand public refuse bins are visited daily by scavengers who collect plastic bottles and sell them on for recycling. I see others walking main road verges searching out and collecting plastic bottles which there fellow countrymen thoughtfully toss from their moving vehicles.

Is this guy, Dolphin, a Scandinavian adviser attached to the Pattaya police?

The target of no more than 39 accidents contradicts the slogan aim of 'no accidents' Annual rhetoric delivered through useless face masks. File and forget.

When he took office he was required (by the Constitution) to make a declaration of his finances. He refused. Singing and dancing a violation? Get real!

Don't copy the Krating Daeng paperwork; that didn't work.......????

About as much, but quicker, than you can on a Zimmer frame......

Possibly the victim was a buxom teenager requiring CPR........

Joe: "Hi Sushi, it's good to be back in North Iran" Rishi: "Huh?"

Should have left it to the medical staff in the hospital. Good of them to try 'though.

I'm enthralled and hanging on every word, please don't stop it, I will even give up my Harry and Megan collection if necessary........(interruption)...... "Darling, there are some men in white coats at the door asking for you"

According to the Hua Hin (Bluport) branch Immigration it IS a substitute holiday.

Does this mean I have to change my amulet?

Smooth description. Killer cop's accomplice.......

I'm itching to unleash the fun but I can't remember where I put it after last year's party.