PETERTHEEATER

An ideal mascot for the ruling party.

Pity they don't upgrade the half-shafts too.....

What us the maximum speed of this vessel on land? ????

Isn’t that Kasakhstan he's sitting on?

I tried them but for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck them up my rs.

FLASH NEWS......Shock and dismay as the Eurovision Song Contest Admissions Office announce that the Vatican entry 'I ain't got no contraception' has been pulled out at the last minute,

Phuket no hab dum-dum bullets......

The article says it is an 'instruction '. Anutin is Acting Minister of Transport which might be more within his capability than Health. Nah.......forget it.

That truck driver passed the 'breaking' test.

Will there be enough water for the submarines?

One should expect to pay more for 'Special' fried rice.......????

Come in Number 22, your time is up.

Next consideration for listing is the intangible attraction of utility poles for vehicles....????

I guess these orders are by Bangkok based buyers on the understanding that each sale includes the cost and installation of a home charger,

Parked next to it was a Lexus SUV......????

Good news. It's about time they gave away free alcohol. Is it beer only or will cocktails be available? Hic!

Post election the new party members will receive an image of of an extended middle digit ten thousand times.

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Yet, according to the photograph, prefers to wear the single chevron of a Lance Corporal. ????

District Office versus RTP. Khet calling the pottle black (or is that too subtle for some?)

Just to prove how unobservant I am. Was just at my local gas station where I found two machines side-by-side. One a narrow cash dispensing ATM property of bank ''Yellow', the other wider one a CDM (Deposit) ATM property of bank 'Blue' The 'finder' in the OP story, if standing at the cash dispensing machine of his location would be able to see into the hopper of an adjacent CDM. This doesn't explain why the cash depositor thought the CDM had taken his money. No mention of a receipt which he certainly should have requested during his input. Alas, most of us rich farangs, worship the dispensing machines and never have any cash left to donate to CDMs charities. ????

In the linked article the owner of the cash says he went to the petrol station to deposit it. Looks as if he put it in the dispensing tray of a regular ATM.

Exactly. Forget the stamp. The Entry IO would have entered the woman's details onto the Immigration database along with digital face image and fingerprints. With no entry stamp in her PP. an IO at Departure would enter her PP number to find her entry details. If she's not on the database it indicates she may have entered illegally. What is the true story?

Prayut drew 22. MoH/AMoT drew 7 The Watchman waddled up to the drum, drew his holder, handed it to a PYT who opened it then passed it to PYT2 who unfurled the strip revealing the number 31. Cut to closeup of the Watchman s dull uncomprehending features and glazed eyes as he tried to comprehend why he had not drawn '1'. Wobbles offstage right, gyro toppled......????

You would have to be really dumb if you were unable to write the numerals 11 through 99 on slips of paper, put them in a container and shake before pulling out two or three to use as Lottery numbers. But then, mental arithmetic is not a national trait when there's an electronic calculator on hand. Still plenty of abacus users in Chinatown.