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That's what a Timbertop education gets you. Mine's a VB Blue,......and none of y' stubbies.

The FPV drone operators will easily spot his waddling gait and zoom in for an autograph😀

Pulling your wire can result in blindness or worse.

When pigs fly?😀

They will pay street vendors 20 baht a litre for used oil? The crap palm oil the vendors use probably costs less than that new.

No point. They're 'unidentified', no one knows who they are but somone knows they are Thai.😀

If they cannot be identified they cannot be charged with committing a crime.😋

I suggest he transfers the timepieces to a friend to avoid asset siezure.😋

Leaving for medical treatment in another country implies the medical services are not available in Thailand. I hope TAT are taking note of this in order to adjust their medical tourism promotions.😋

What can I say? I'm devastated.😮‍💨

Only having a five hour window in which to toss your ring is too restrictive.

I have seen a photograph of him with a kippah on his head so I assumed he was of the Jewish faith. You have shattered my faith. 🤧

OK. Time for a relaxing interlude.....

Lost on a head count?😀

Shoot! I am shredding my two packs of Happy Families cards right now! Thanks for the tip.

Charging a lead acid battery produces flammable gas. The battery cell caps should be loosened or removed tp allow the gas to vent and prevent a buildup of pressure. Charging at too high a rate produces more gas. It is quite possible the subject battery burst its case producing the sound heard by the security guard.

No, they're jumping off a bus.😀

'Have much air in tyres Mistuh'

Who owns (owned?) the building?

A deckchair bolted to the hull of a Chinese built submarine is available.

(.....sounds of retching.....)

Oh......I thought it was an immediate requirement. I must have mis-read the OP. 😋

This will take every Bangkok taxi off the streets immediately. But I feel sure the available qualified inspectors will work quickly.😀

200 million to 700 million Thb per unit? Some serious local 'benefactors' involved in that project. If the OP image is anything to go by they are just high-end ticky-tacky boxes side by side.

I have married only once in May 1975 and that is to my Thai wife. Our 50th anniversary is next year. We have two successful children, married with kids. We courted for two years before I proposed so have really been together more than fifty years. Fact is we both felt 'right' at our first meeting. To use the old cliche, we are made for each other. Two distinct personalities each supporting the faults of the other. Companionship in retirement and old age. Until death do us part.