PETERTHEEATER

"'ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatsa goin' on 'ere then?"

"Step back or the durian gets it!"

Wow! Even the Doctor Who Tardis could not match the the performance of this machine.

Chocolate M&Ms.

I wish him well and a non-reclining seat in Thai Economy Class.

I hope his mumps get better soon.

Many farang males would consider Lacoste sandals only if they could be colour matched to their socks.....😀

......by tendering his resignation...... ......Kritsada offered to resign from ...... Which statement is correct? Answers, on a postcard please, to PM Sretta

Are these the famous migratory prawns which, like salmon, are born in a river but swim out to sea returning only to spawn?😀

Consider it practice for when he is replaced as PM by one of Tony's relations when he will be consoled by appointment to Foreign Minister.

.... Water safety, on the other hand, involves round-the-clock lifeguard presence on beaches, barring a few. 24/7 lifeguards with searchlights and loudspeakers?

Only foreigners wear Chinese made imported elephant pants😀

What are those mysterious black objects clipped to the front of his civil service uniform? Weed containers?

A certain politician....🤔

Not at all. I have found that, even with the same insurer in the same area different assessors who arrive on the scene have different requirements. It is often stated that, in Thailand, the insurance is assessed against the vehicle not the driver which is why Thai vehicle owners often let anyone get behind the wheel of their car. My insurance has two named drivers, me and my wife. The real test I think is if the police decide it is your fault entirely and you end up with a liability to pay one or more third parties.

Because the weapons could have been used in criminal activities😃

One 'container' per pickup truck? Police convoy? Outside lane at 120kph+? Soon to be on a roadside near you.

Convert it to alcohol and use it to heat the stills which convert the rice mash into alcohol and use the alcohol to...........😋

Until you are involved in an accident in which you are held to blame and your insurance rejects claims due to the insured not having a valid license.😋

Thank goodness it was not a live parasite which could have consumed more.

All those human divers raise the water temperature above normal?

What is the nationality of the guard?

Naafi van Driver was my favourite. RIP

Highly commendable. A civil servant who actually comes to work daily?

Ah!.....a boost, haven't had one reported for a while. Standby for a hub....