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No, Republicans are mocking this by pretending Trump didn't claim to fix inflation on Day One. 🤑

Billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk recently addressed his use of the medication ketamine, his late-night social media activity, and the challenges facing X, the platform formerly known as Twitter. In a wide-ranging interview with journalist Don Lemon, Musk explained his reasons for using ketamine, emphasizing its effectiveness in managing what he described as a “negative chemical state” in his brain. Wait. These are the same people who say liberals are stuck in the 60-70s...? This sounds like a concept right out of a 60s hippy commune by a Drainbro... Some dude that just wants to sit around, play guitar, drink your wine, smoke your weed, make love to your women but not do any work because uhhh he's got to get going early by noon tomorrow. 😜

When does Trump start being responsible for what he's been doing since January? C'mon. Give us something. You can't keep claiming he's new on the job forever, Mr. Clever Never. 🆕

U.K. Authorities Probing Possible Putin ‘Sabotage’ After Heathrow Airport Fire Why is the Heathrow airport making such problems for Putin's sabotage fire? You people should be ashamed of yourself. Russia peaceful. Only occasionally murder someone and make airport fire 🔥 or cargo plane bomb. Almost nothing. 😀

Elon Musk made more promises about Optimus and Cybercabs at Tesla’s surprise all-hands meeting You got to admit it! He's a great hustler Every year makes big promises And breaks them Every single year People never seem to learn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Of course Musk wants to learn which TOP SECRET targets in China we're going to bomb for two possible reasons... 1) He's the #1 Westerner in the entire world most "in bed" with the CCCP run government. Maybe he would share that intel if they threatened him. It's his get out of Shanghai jail free card. 2) He wants his DOGE teenage mooks to slip the location of BYDs various factories in the target list because they're his biggest competitor. It's only business, see? Mafia style. 😅

It's my fault the Farangs dog nipped at me, he said. Karma or something, the Farang said. I followed the Farang into 7, ashamed of myself. How could I have been so evil in my past life that I deserved being bitten by his dog which was barking at me while he was laughing, assuring me it wouldn't bite. HEY! Your dog just bit me! You said he wouldn't bite. Haha, said the Farang. It's just a Soi dog, he claims. Hmmm, why the pedigree breed and collar then. After I came out of the 7, I was carrying my iced coffee and snacks in one hand and cooly and calmly looked this dog in the eyes as it lay down waiting for it's owner inside. And I swiftly kicked it in the face. Karma. 🧘‍♀️ We're even Steven now, bad doggie. 😃

Hitler's invasion of Poland might complicate things for awhile but it will all work out in the end. Positive thinking! 😄

Everyone is entitled to be angry, but that stops when you repeatedly give Nazi salutes. Everyone is entitled to be angry, but that stops when you're the World's Richest Man and you hold up an actual chainsaw because hardworking American taxpayers won't give you more free TAXCUT money. 🤑 Everyone is entitled to be angry, but that stops when you're a rich foreigner coming to America to tell us what to do. Everyone is entitled to be angry, but that stops when you act like a baby because your Daddy didn't give you enough attention. Everyone is entitled to be angry, but that stops when you have to do a white powder to be happy because you're depressed because you have no friends because you're a weird dork. We can play dis game long time 😄

Tesla is a peaceful company, he says. He's never done anything awful, he says. There is some kind of mental illness thing going on, he says. It doesn't make any sense, he says. “Well, let me see if I can explain it for you,” Kimmel fired back at Musk. “When you pull out a chainsaw to celebrate firing thousands of people, they get mad. My god. I mean, this poor guy. You do one, maybe two Nazi salutes, everybody gets all bent out of shape!” MAGA is so f'n clueless how REAL AMERICANS feel about Musk. 😄

This data was from 9 months ago? You mean... All data is from the past? Gee. Because the future hasn't happened yet? Wow. So profound. 😄

That's what I said. The majority of Americans are poor and can't afford to go anywhere except to go visit their Aunt Bertha because she just won $200 in the lottery and she's buying McDonald's for everyone. 😆

You can sit on a sidewalk and do fen. You can beg for money. You can carjack a car at a parking lot. You can call American protestors "commies" and Soros supporters. So much! 😀

Hogwash. If Musk was able to get an exemption for tarrifs on his Chinese made Tesla MAGA would buy it INSTANTLY If it's cheap enough. 👍 Americans LOVE cheap chinese commie cr🍏p.

According to Expedia's 24th Annual Vacation Deprivation Report, Americans take the fewest vacations globally, and they also receive the least time off. To make matters worse, they are unwilling to even take their full allotment of days because, according to the survey, they're "too busy" to take time off. Too busy or too afraid they will be fired? Sorry to hear that the American Middle Class can't afford vacations anymore. Thanks Donald Trump! 🙏 I live mostly in Thailand and quite frankly it's great not to see many of my fellow paisanos Like I would in the Yucatan or Costa Rica. Who Can Afford Vacations? Wealthier Americans – Frequent international and luxury travel Middle-class Americans – Budget vacations, domestic trips, or occasional international travel. Lower-income Americans – Often cannot afford vacations or rely on staycations and road trips.

Everything I said was blunt, but true. You're just name calling because you're too dull to realize Billionaires don't uhhh...care to "enjoy" your company. 😄

WHOOSH 🌬️ That's the sound of irony going over a Zionist's head. 😄

Trump’s interim Social Security chief says he wants to turn off the program if Musk and DOGE can’t access Americans’ most sensitive data Called it! 😄 You're crying wolf, they said. There's no evidence they're going to cut SS payments to Granny, they said. C'mon. Everyone knows by now the Unstable Jenius can have one bad bowel movement and everything changes. It's not over Grandma, until the fat orange man steals your check. Get used to eating cat food and sleeping rough on park benches. 😜

Wake up. You're dreaming. Trump only does photo ops with poor people. Billionaires don't BBQ with poor people, Cubby. Goodness gracious, they despite people like you. But Trump and his merry band of kleptomaniacs welcome your vote! GO MAGA MARS BECKONS YOU 😭

What false narrative? Musk is the public face of Tesla, correct? And that public face has turned quite ugly recently. IN MANY PEOPLES OPINIONS Doesn't matter what your opinion is... Opinions are like @ holes, everyone's got one, don't make yours better anyone elses ✅ People vote with their pocketbooks. It's called the Free Market. If you don't like a famous Black celebrity slipping mickies to women and then sexually assaulting them, then you're free not to buy any HELL-o pudding, who sponsored him. If you don't like someone who retweets actual neonazi x posts, then don't buy a Swatiskar. Easy pea-sy 🫛

Elon Musk to get access of Pentagon’s 'top-secret plans' for potential war with China Musk to review 20 to 30 slides on China The top-secret briefing on the China war plan has about 20 to 30 slides and details the United States’ plans to fight China if a war-like situation comes up, NYT reported. It includes ‘various options on what Chinese targets to hit, over what time period’. The plan will be presented to President Trump. Musk probably just wants to slip in BYD’s location for a target. Because they're his biggest competitor. Don't worry, it's just “business”. Don't you understand how the mafia operates? 🤗

Elon Musk is the largest individual shareholder. While this might not seem like enough to dictate everything, he still has significant influence over Tesla’s decisions. Musk packed the Board with friends to approve his GINORMOUS $56B (2018) compensation packages. Because large institutional investors believe TSLA is basically a "meme" stonk now. Without Musk as the face of Tesla, the stock would collapse It's in their own interests to give him whatever he wants to keep him from wandering off the plantation on one of his lucid k dreaming journeys to uhhh, "help" his depression. Doctor Feel-good's orders. 🤗 4

First of all Apples and Oranges. Tesla was invented by 2 Americans. Before the South African came along and bought his way in with money. Tesla was an American company. Then it was taken over by a rich foreigner. It's his company now. Say, has anyone noticed how much the k ages you? He admits he takes it for depression, but it's a TERRIBLE drug for depression because after you come down in 2 weeks after you stop taking it--it makes you even more depressed. But it does help depression instantly, apparently. So does exercise, meditation, yoga, good food, good companionship, etc. But no. The world's richest man is depressed because no one wants to be his friend because he's a jerk who does salutes.

Tell the people who smashed cops on the head with fire extinguishers and carried two Loser flags (Confederate and Nazi) up and down the hall trespassing on government property, a felony according to a law President Donald Trump signed (IOKIYAR). Trump wants to rename our military bases to Loser Traitor generals... When is he going to rename Pearl Harbor to the Japanese name? Depends on how much Japanese pays him. Maybe he can rename Washington DC to a more German sounding name, like die Sturmfront or something. 😅

I'm still waiting for my "thank you" in the morning mail from Zelensky that JD Vance demanded... ME: How much eggies? GLORIOUS SHOPKEEPER: One MILLION dollars. ME: Here coupon Thank America from President Ukraine, comrade. GLORIOUS SHOPKEEPER: Now world respect us and everything is wonderful. I must cut price now. $2.99 dozens. ME: What a paradise America Trump making! 😀

Thanks for confirming how out of touch you are with the majority 60% of Americans who are B-R-O-K-E. Called it. 👍