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How's the audition for a new first lady going? 😃

Yes, I hear FSD is right around the corner for 10 years now. It's almost like he makes promises and no one seems to care that he breaks them every year. Way to hustle, Musk. ⚽ Only now he's not hustling Liberals to buy his cars, he's hustling Americans to believe Grandma's SS check is "waste, fraud and corruption". Why, Grandma hasn't shown up for work for decades, but she's still getting a check. Fraud! 😁

“Musk has gone out of his way to insult [liberals]. I lived in LA during the time when everyone who was wealthy and liberal traded their Toyota Prius in for their Tesla during 2014-2015.” Holding a banner attached to a Donald Trump toilet brush, she said: “I used to not hesitate to say I’m an American. Now actually I’m working with an acting coach, to fake a British accent so I can turn it on and off when I want to. I don’t want to be identified as American.” No one likes Musk anymore. Musk is a cheapskate who wears the same "Tech Support" t-shirts and eats peanut butter out of a jar when he comes down from the k and supposedly cares about money. But he sure makes a lot of boneheaded 100% avoidable mistakes that's cost him and other investors lots of money. 🔥💰

JD Vance accuses Denmark of failing to keep Greenland secure as he slams European allies We see your point, JD... Denmark failed to keep sleazeballs like you out of Greenland. Anyhow, reckon Denmark is safer than school bathrooms in Appalachia. 😀

Even Bret Baer can shut Musk up when he confronts Musk's lie about SS. Hilarious 😂 😭

Hegseth Brings in Emotional Support Brother as Pentagon Aide NO NEPOTISM NO NEPOTISM NO NEPOTISM It's just that mediocre white people are so weak and nervous, even a teacup poodle ain't enough to calm them down. 😄

Colorado man declared dead by Social Security still fighting to restart payments: “I’m at my wit’s end” He should call Elon Musk. He's still got half of his wits left. 😘

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. How do you know? Oh. Wait. That's what Trump told you. Did he bring down the price of eggs on Day One? You're so gullible. 😄

Trump at an October 2016 campaign rally said, "Hillary is the one who sent and received classified information on an insecure server, putting the safety of the American people under threat." But, but, but, but... The rules don't apply to Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Mike Waltz, and Marco Rubio!!!1!1! Their 💩 don't stink. Thanks Jeffrey Goldberg! It's all your fault. 😄

https://x.com/HillaryClinton/status/1904263639605084512?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1904263639605084512|twgr^c28be448d3f196bcd69378d5745131a503425a32|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-3413202340587755700.ampproject.net%2F2502242315000%2Fframe.html Hillary Clinton: 🔒 her up! Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Mike Waltz, and Marco Rubio: 🦗 🦗🦗 Isn't it nice and quiet when the loudmouth morons shut up for a minute? 😀

Vance scolds Denmark during Greenland trip as Trump says US must have island We come here peacefully to steal your country. Why you resist? You should be ashamed of yourself. 😄 The Moscow way, It's better than the way you had Standing tall, the motherland will always be free! (Outro - Guitar Solo as the Kremlin lights up the sky…)

Rubio confirms he revoked Tufts student's visa, says he pulls visas 'every day' Lil' Rubio is a daily visa puller. Probably does the ladies cardio circuit. When is leg day, Bro? Stay hydrated, my friend. 😀

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with ‘improper ideology’ Why you WrongThink© Supreme Leader Words Say. 😄

White House Gets a Surprise Guest After Child Slips Through Fence Nothing says "strong defense" more than a fence that can't even stop a toddler. Go MAGA! Blow your kidneys out on space radiation on the way to Mars 😂

You guys are in the wrong gang. Look at this timepiece. This is what the Trump gang wears. How can I afford such an expensive watch? "La Mordida" Narrators Voice: In Spanish slang, "La Mordida" (literally "the bite") refers to bribery or extortion, especially involving police or government officials. Did I tell you vatos about the time I killed my own dog in a shallow grave? We're Cold Blooded Killers, Bro. Here's the applications for Musk Private Defense Forces. Welcome aboard. 🤤

A New Jersey police chief has been accused of defecating on floors, spiking the department coffee with viagra and adderall, and stabbing an officer’s penis with a hypodermic needle among other assualt and harassment claims filed in a complaint. Translation: I think we can let this slide. This is probably another rich guy. We can't be "deranged" about him because he's rich. So that means he can get away with anything. How can we expect him to follow "laws". C'mon. The Golden Rule. He who has the gold makes up the rules as he goes along. 😃

Don't worry. The criminals will investigate themselves. I'm sure the Trump Administration will step forward if they find any wrongdoing. 😃

Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal The administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief. By Jeffrey Goldberg and Shane Harris Well, Trump keeps claiming they're not classified. Release it all. Suckers. 🫡 "Attack plans" are even more "highly classified" than "war plans" since they contain specifics, like type of attack, location, times. You might call this a Moron dump: things really, really stupid people do, then try and lie about when they get caught red handed. 😂

Maybe the problem was Signal. If there's a problem with Signal, then nobody should use it. --Donald Trump, Stable Jenius Uhhh... Handling classified info improperly is a crime (e.g., under the Espionage Act and Presidential Records Act). 😂 Bottom Line For personal privacy, Signal is one of the best messaging apps out there. But for top secret government communication, it’s a major security risk and completely against protocol.

CIA Director Flips Out When Asked if Hegseth Was Drunk in Group Chat Some salt,a twist of lime and 100% Triple sec, I mean Opsec, sir. 🫡

Goldberg, however, repeatedly reached out to the White House before and after publication to gain additional context on the Signal chat and ensure that publishing the full texts would not cause harm. In a response, Goldberg reported Wednesday, Leavitt described some of the information as sensitive and said the White House would prefer it not be published. Dear Sir or Madam, We prefer you not publish the Highly classified sensitive information We accidentally sent to you Because we're incompetent boobs Who f'up and included a journalist on an illegal Signal Group chat. We never regret the error. But cut us a break We're new at this treason for no reason stuff 😆

Goldberg published the chat where Walz invited him. Two brain cells are required for this. Put down whatever you're holding with your right hand when you think about Trump putting kids in cages. Maybe that will free up the other one. 😀

It's not criminal to accept an invitation. The Trump administration lied and said the highly classified and sensitive information was "not classified". So Goldberg released more of the chat to prove they're lying and it was highly classified. So which is it? You can't have it both ways. Once again it's too late to ask for your money back for your law degree from Kmart because they're bankrupt. 😭

God the slackjaw Jeniuses don't understand how the US National Security apparatus works and their posts make them look like a 5 year old with a plastic sherrif badge, so they know all about law enforcement. Goldberg was invited to the illegal chat by Walz, a Trump advisor. Do you have two functioning brain cells to register that fact? Hold up one finger for yes. 🤣

Uhhh. The entire chat? Clearly classified. War plans. Top Secret. Targets, times. "Absolutely classified." Oh my God We all know it. Stop the propaganda, Luke. You've gone to the dark side. 🧘‍♀️