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Bangkok is a city with lots of choices... Let's see, should I walk one kilometer in 15 minutes and be soaking wet with sweat? Or sit 60 minutes in an air conditioned taxi in order to go one kilometer in rush hour traffic. So many choices! 😆

My Mexican friend from California told me he booked a hotel in Patong and then was surprised he and his wife were staying in a red light district. I guess he thought they would have some decent tacos there. The red light district in Tijuana had the best taco stand. He told me he ate there before, so it's not like he hasn't seen tacky whorehouse districts before.😂

an infection nearly caused her small intestine to explode. Probably ate too much Spotted Dick. Wouldn't you love to wake up next to this lovely bird in the morning? 😀

You young kids don't know how we old people used to shake, rattle and roll. 😃

I hope he shares his playlist for sword fighting. 😀 "The Duellists" by Iron Maiden "Whiskey in the Jar" by Thin Lizzy "I Am the Sword" by Motorhead

Nurses in government hospitals are compulsorily retired at age 45 You're wrong. No compulsory retirement age. But there is a rule that if they quit, they can't be rehired after a certain age, perhaps 35. But no, they can keep on working as old as they want. I know someone who worked in HR in a private hospital. 😀

Shagadelic bae bee, 555

I've been all around the world and concrete is gray, not black. You're either so drunk you're blind or you're actually blind. 😅

When he claimed he was starting for the Chicago Bulls his parents should have been suspicious. 🤔

The cult members start telling the truth once they leave the cult. In order to be in this cult you have to lie continuously and pretend that fat putrid <deleted>face cult leader isn't lying. 😄

Those electricity poles take too long to cross the street when you're drunk, hic. 🥴

"Autopilot" is a pretty big word for a guy who wears a baby jacket.

What right-wingers are even MORE scared of is their mistress NOT getting a 'bortion. 😂

Of course! Saw him this year in Bangkok Bank in Chiang Rai. Or maybe it was Mr Natural. Whatever, hi yaaa. 🤷

Checks out, Mamn. ✅ Bolt (slang) 1. to leave, to run off

Nai Yan Beach is literally the beach just west of the Phuket airport. Now that's one cheap Charlie. 😀

Well yeah until he got caught. 😁

Bloody Foreigners always coming here wanting to know what Love is. 🙂

Some Thai people do 10B Yaa Baa everyday. They don't beat their own mother to death. Don't think it's the drugs that killed her mom. Just saying. 🙂

He either hates Basketball or rap music or he got ripped off once on some "Pink Coke" by a Nigerian drug dealer. Hey, it was just a bunch of cheap ketamine, esctacy and caffeine. 🤣

Yeah, so what? Farang OCD like my wife? If I park the car and the wheels aren't straight, she'll start it up again and straighten them. C'mon . Loosen up. Everything in the world is curved, even your dick. 😄

Because nobody in the UK can understand what they say. 😄

Makes sense. The less popular places tend to be more expensive. 😄 Eight years ago, the NYT did a breathless article on how they discovered ‘Old Thailand’ on the smaller, less popular "Sleepy Islands" off Koh Chang. "Sleepy Islands", yeah right. All with prices more expensive than Koh Chang. 😄

It's well known that sandflies lay their eggs in the sand and if people walk on the sand or lay down on their towel on top of the eggs or when hotels rake the sand it disturbs the eggs and not as many hatch, if at all. Thus it's well known that the most popular beaches with lots of people and activity have almost no problem with sandflies. It's just the beaches where no one goes that have problems. See? That's what happens when you're educated and not ignorant. You don't have to make mistakes that people like you make. 😄

I'm not a Doctor, but I play one on AN. I suspect he had leukemia before he left his home country. So, he felt a lot of fatigue (tiredness that lasts a long time and doesn't improve with rest) and had bruising and bleeding more easily, or bleeding that takes longer to stop and lots of infections that are more frequent, severe, or last longer. And maybe a fever (high temperature) or weight loss that is unexplained. ...and then he decided to go on vacation in Thailand. Well, alrighty then. 😄