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What he meant was... OH I SEE YOU'RE A WHITE GUY WOULD YOU WATCH MY BAG SO NO DARKIES STEAL ANYTHING Amazing Thailand. 😄

20 minutes if you drive like you want to go to the hospital or mortuary. See that squiggly line? That means a mountain road with lots of curves. Yeah, on the west side of the island they have paved roads. Covered with sand. Or flooded in places. Sure. No danger of wiping out on a motorcycle around a curve covered with sand, eh? I noticed you keep forgetting to mention the sand flies on Thong Nai Pan Beach. 😄

The South Food we ate for lunch today in Chiang Rai was pretty good. 110B for two plates, not sure how many things they let you choose. I chose 3 menus. Of course, in the North the South Food is prepared and cold. That's the only disadvantage. 👍 You mean Thong Nai Pan Beach? A bit out of the way, 555. After risking your life driving a half hour through the jungle to get there, how were the sand flies? 😄

A lot of the workers who interact with customers are from Myanmar. You didn't know? You have a reading comprehension problem. I said HR was the best of the 3 beaches we visited. Define "plenty". In Chiang Rai not far from our house we have a South Thai restaurant that only has South Thai food. That's "plenty". What we saw was a mixture of different kinds of Thai food. Where was the restaurant that only serves South Food? If there are so many I would think you could name a few. What about Khao Yam? That's the pinacle of South Food dishes. You've never had Khao Yam before?

Actually it's originally an Indian tradition that celebrates the Merchants leaving India in little boats with only candles (no whale oil, apparently) for the distant and exotic places like Sri Lanka and "Southeast Asia" for ahem "trading". Yeah, right that's the ticket. In order words the Bollywood version of the movie Hangover (I'm paraphrasing here). 😄

Pol. Lt. Gen. Itthipol handed out small Loy Krathong festival candles as souvenirs to international tourists, adding a festive touch to their arrival in Thailand during this celebrated festival. Light a candle, curse the glare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1) So, the victim and her boyfriend victim and her parents and her aunt and her grandmother are in Phuket... And they can't afford a rental car?!?! Cheapskates all riding deathcycles? 2) Her grandmother and her parents let a 19 year old teenager drive a motorcycle in PHUKET LATE AT NIGHT instead of a car. C'mon. This isn't rocket science. The family is clearly to blame here. ❌ If they were in a rental car they would have survived. ✅

Don't drive recklessly, don't get shot. Sounds like an easy to understand policy. 😄

1. Great way to travel to Myanmar without needing a passport stamp or visa. Very friendly, great English. Although my wife was surprised they couldn't read Thai when she messaged the hotel staff on Facebook about room service. I told her that Thai was probably their 3rd language after English and they could only speak it. 2. All the Farang breakfast places have almost the same menu. Now I'm not complaining, the chia pudding was very good. But the coffee is never quite as good as 7-Eleven, my wife prefers the taste. 3. People seemed a lot more friendly than Phuket, Surat Thani or Krabi. 4. It's hard to find "South Thai" food on KP. Much easier to find Issan food (and we enjoyed the simple old school pleasure of the restaurant with the name "Isaan food", great grilled catfish, grilled chicken and Naam tok pork and loved the dirt floor. 5. The airport on Koh Samui is insane. It's outside. Forget about wearing nice clothes you're going to be soaked with sweat just walking to your gate. 6. Out of Haad Yao, Malibu and Haad Rin, we thought the Haad Rin beach had the best sand/water. The surrounding town is quite depressing in the daytime, but I'm sure it comes alive during a FMP. 7. There's no weight machines at 7-Elevens on KP because everyone is skinny there. 😄

Chaturong was a Thai Paralympian who had taken part in the Asian Paralympic Games in Indonesia last year where he won a silver medal for swimming having taken part in the swimming and shooting competitions at the event. See? That's what happens when you let "those people" pretend they are real athletes. 😄

I get up to work at 4am, not get drunk in bars. TWEAKERS SUCK 😄

Maybe Malaysian Airlines suspected you are LGBT. Lucky they didn't cane you. "Sharia law" https://www.lsvd.de/de/ct/1024-Situation-of-LGBT-People-in-Malaysia

When the only Thai women you know are prostitutes, you tend to get a warped impression of Thai society. 😄

When will you British learn how to speak English? It's called a "crosswalk". There are no Zebras in England or Thailand. Concrete pavement is gray, not black. No such thing as black concrete, so there's no such thing as a "zebra" walk unless you are on safari in Africa. P.S. Crosswalk has less letters than "zebra walk" so you can probably say it quicker, too. No excuse for your <deleted> up nonsense jargon. 😲

I thought you were talking about the free drinks drinks of Lao Khao the locals buy for you in Isaan when you sing Hotel California at the karaoke shack. 😄

Of course Thai people celebrate the worst, most boring, bland tasting American holiday food ever: Thanksgiving turkey. It's an excuse to get drunk. 👍

I'm disappointed in this British man. That he didn't accidentally shoot his dick off like Stupid American Ammosexuals do. 😄

How do they know men with superior size and strength are going to abide? Sounds risky. Just another Wannabe fantasy of a Female Bashing Loser more likely. 😄

If tourists and expats want second rate school systems they could always immigrate to North Sentinel Island 🙂

Nobody has anything to worry about as long as they're not breaking the law, right? 🙂

Two words: Glaucoma. 😄

Potato chips, ice cream, peanuts, chocolate bars.... SHUT UP I AM JUST BIG BONED

I got the correct visa (one year Non-O "wife support" and the guy at IM DMK still have me a hard time and told me "you have a lot of visas. Which one you want to use" Me: Uhhh. The valid one year visa in my passport that I just got (6 weeks prior, 46 weeks remaining on the visa), sir. 🫡

Now that's a spicy meatball.

HELLO FELLOW KIDS CARE TO SCREW? 🙂