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True. We read about people like you washing up on shore occasionally. The younger ones who take risks, like the ex-military guy who decided to go for a midnight swim after drinking with friends at Hermosa Beach (if you've ever been there they have a famous jazz club and it's a well established "beach trash" hangout for alcoholics, so it checks out. Anyway the dude was last spotted leaving a liquor store near the beach and heading down to the water for a swim. He did it all the time. Never recovered the body. If you were a shark, who would you rather eat, some juicy young person or some old pickled codger. 😂

Some kids when they watched McGruff the Crime Dog, they said 'hey, that's a good racket' 😳 In Mexico, they call it the 'Mordita" or "little bite". Same thing here. If any of the prostitutes you guys frequent nickname is "Mosquito", get ready for a bite. 😋

"Left wing"? Meatball Unabomber. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Have you ever met a Billionaire in your entire life? You're just a dirty peasant in the eyes of a Billionaire. Admit it, they don't want to hang out with you and your rabble. 😄

Hey young people! Im a Coffin Dodger and I went to bed early on the full moon. Boring but I am still alive today. Carry on and stay alive. Being alive is the #1 most important thing in Life. ✅

PFAS. Next! 😛

Yes. At age 4 in preschool. Next! 😛

Is our children learning the English language. More Racist "yellow scare" anti-drug propaganda. 😭

I think I see the reason for the ass whooping. Why try to stop them? Insurance will pay for vandalism. How much is your life worth? 😀

May I suggest you run your so-called "knowledge" to ChapGPT so it could shoot down your erroneous uhhh malaprops in private instead of looking foolish in front of dozens of people 😛 No, nitric acid (HNO₃) is not produced in the nostrils. However, nitric oxide (NO), a different chemical compound, is produced in the nasal passages and other parts of the body. Key Differences: Nitric acid (HNO₃): A highly corrosive and toxic acid used in industrial processes. Nitric oxide (NO): A gas that plays a crucial role in physiological functions, such as vasodilation (widening of blood vessels), immune response, and neurotransmission. Nitric Oxide in the Nose: The nasal sinuses produce nitric oxide, which helps: 1. Dilate blood vessels. 2. Improve oxygen exchange in the lungs. 3. Act as a defense mechanism against pathogens due to its antimicrobial properties. This confusion likely arises from the similar names but completely different roles and properties of nitric acid and nitric oxide.

Correlation is not causation. Did you also wake up and get out of bed that day? Yes? Aha. 😂

When I flew from Vancouver to Los Angeles I followed the sign for US CITIZENS and surprisingly they had a US Immigration agent sitting there with a WELCOME TO THE USA sign behind him. We didn't have to go through Immigration upon arrival in LA, so I guess it was legit. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICA INVADING VANCOUVER AIRPORT 😔

Sharing is traditional and conservative. When I stay with Hunter Gathers they go out in the forest and get some food they bring it back and share with everyone. Everyone gets a little bit. If they didn't they would be considered selfish and would be extracized from the tribe to survive on their own with no help. Everywhere you go there's always a nutter who doesn't want to follow the society's rules. 😲

Later that same day, Kraichok reported seeing Santos again at a public park near the Pha Ngan Royal Navy Ship Museum. Since then, no one has seen or heard from Santos. Probably was hopeless because that's not a real museum just a shipwreck that you're not even allowed to enter. 😄

Ay Chihuahua! There are MEXICANS in China? Or COLOMBIANS...?!?? Because I don't think China has enough arable farmland to grow coca plants. They ain't even got enough to feed themselves. Almost half of China is DRY as <deleted>. 🤣 Around 47% of China's land area is classified as arid or semi-arid.

Thai woman was arrested at Kansai International Airport in Osaka after she smuggled 6 million baht worth of cocaine into Japan. The whole reason they put those full body scanners in was to catch people with drugs. Metal guns show up on the convention old scanner. You might say but but but what bout ghost guns made of plastic. Welp. You can't fire plastic bullets AFAIK so they'd show up on the old metal scanner too. No more pussy cocaine, ladies. 🤑

Let me see if I got this right ( correct me if I'm wrong )... When Trump was President and controlled everything, he allowed the 2020 election to be rigged but somehow the Democrats were SO SMART Trump's lawyers LOST 60+ court cases claiming it was "STOLLEN" because of lack of proof. Diabolical Democrats! But when Biden was President, he didn't allow the 2024 election to be rigged and Trump WON FAIR AND SQUARE. Democrats magically couldn't steal it, even though Trump got less votes in 2024 than he did in 2020. Stupid Democrats! You see stupid people are like dead people... Dead people don't realize they're dead. Stupid People don't realize they're not so bright. 🌞

Another person with Billionaire Delusional Syndrome Symptoms: Dirty Peasants who mistakenly think they're Billionaires because they voted Republican. If you don't know you're being conned by a professional Conman CONGRATULATIONS you're the "mark", Forrest Gump. 😄

Makes perfect sense... When your body is accustomed to snow on your beach, of course Phuket is going to be ridiculously hot and you're going to want to wear the minimum. 😄

So your BOY won, but you're still angry, bitter and dumb? What on earth does it take to make you Divs happy? All your imaginary enemies in an oven? 😂

Yikes. Do you really think it's wise to take advice here. ChatGPT might be a more reliable friend.

Anything that's not a Toyota or Honda owned by someone who isn't rich enough to change the oil every 6 months (oil degrades in the stupid heat in 6 months regardless of mileage). Don't be a fool to buy a Bangkok vehicle that's been in a flood or overheated in a 2 hour traffic jam because it was so <deleted> hot they couldn't turn off the AC and the engine overheated. 🐣

Yes, Dumb<deleted> you certainly are boring and dull. 😭

Yes, your memories get happier over time. When young people are polled in their 20s about their childhood, it's more negative. The brain trims out neurons that aren't useful and negative thoughts aren't particularly useful. Thus as we age, older people recall their childhood as more happy. Plus older people don't have time to focus on negative thoughts although Coffin Dodgers can often be suckers for propaganda because their partisan political identities are "calcified". In my 20s nobody talked about politics. Even if someone's parents were Republicans you would never know it. Eyeroll. But as I got older, I noticed people became more obnoxious talking about politics, usually in their 40s-70s. Other than that I get laid every week now, my Thai wife takes care of me. And the sex is great. Lots of sex I've had in my 20s wasn't so great. So yeah, getting old is great if you found love & a loyal life partner. Otherwise, I'd imagine it's quite lonely and bleak existence turning into dust. 😭

Angry, bitter and stupid is no way to go through life, Son. You obviously have no clue how rich people get richer. THEY'RE GREEDY <deleted>. Damn there's obviously a Village missing you, buddy. 😃

One word: L-A-Z-Y 🍌