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Damn those palm trees for jumping out in front of drunk Farang "big bike" riders. I hope he at least made a lot of noise on his bike before dying because Big Bike riders love noise and think it somehow makes them "safe". 🙄

Probably pissed off after he discovered his hotel is almost an hour away from the airport. Welcome to Phuket 💯

But but but those big Farang blondes are really attractive* *No they're not

I always trust any analysis from a website called "spiked-online.com" Obviously a trustworthy source of news for sexual predators who need to stay up on the latest roofie technology. ✅ Arrrgh, that's so dumb. 🍌 😭

Think of it this way... There's a long, long line for the 10. Not so many for a 6. Up to you. Back when I was single, I've always preferred girlfriends with ugly faces and hot bodies, that's my definition of a "6". The girl next door, more approachable than "Princess" 10. 😅

Out for an intoxicated walk at Midnight? Am I reading this correctly? Hmmm. That doesn't sound wise for an 80 year old. Truth is if he had taken a taxi or Grab home from his Xmas party we wouldn't be having this discussion now. 😆

Well I guess it's true. British food sucks* 😋 *Except for your 'roasties' in goose fat, of course

Never trust Canadian vloggers to recommend beaches in Thailand... Compared to Canada, every trash filled, stone laden, jellyfish packed, underwater hazard beach is Paradise. Just because it's not frozen like beaches back dere in Yukon oh don't you know. 😀

They wait until after you dip your wick? 🙂

This is why I prefer a subtropical climate. You see, tropical climates encourage this sort of jungle boogie thinking. Living moment to moment bopping around the jungle no need to wear clothes they just get dirty and then it costs money to clean them. Only two seasons - hot and wet and hot and dry. Nope. Gotta have the third season COOL. As in San Francisco or maybe Santa Monica. Warm afternoon, perfect evenings and cool mornings. Can't run around naked in the North in the cool season. Overnight lows in the 50s keeps the riff raff out. 👍

Basically because India is dirty and full of litter and hence overpriced for all the chaos you're going to get. Thats why Indians with money prefer to travel internationally not domestically to get the hell out of that <deleted>hole country. 😄

Here's what I don't get... If you're rich and you're trading so much currency, why do you care if it's 34.50 or 35.50...,? That's "play money" to you, Rich person. 😋

When you go to the counter at Suvarnabhumi airport on the first floor where they have two buses, one for Hua Hin and the other for Pattaya you notice a distinct difference in clientele. 😄

Easy! Just offer familiar street food on the flight laden with "Delhi Belly" and charge each passenger extra for a "cleaning fee" to clean up the bathroom after they use it. 😲

She determined that "work thing" just didn't appeal to her. 🙄

I noticed when I'm unemployed, I smoke more weed. When I have a job to do it's only the occasional bong hit, from time to time. Maybe it's not weed that's the problem, maybe it's the lack of meaningful activities in your life. Has your life peaked? Any peak experiences to look forward to? Or is your life all in the rear view mirror. Maybe you need a checkup from the neck up. 😄

Hell of a yoga class you got there, Mrs Somchai. 😳

Italian meth, French Cocaine and Russian shrooms. I heard in Russia, they used to drink the urine of the person who ate shrooms because you could still get high from the alkaloids in your pee. Maybe they don't do that anymore...?!? 🫣

Used to get the square German 100% rye bread from Barvaria, think it was partially fermented to give it a sweeter taste at Tops in Chiang Rai. Apparently unpopular with the Thai Hi-So's what are the MAJORITY of customers in Chiang Rai and they stopped carrying it. These are the ones who are afraid of brown rice. PROTIP: Use butter ("Hibachi style") instead of oil to stir fry day old rice to make it taste better but even then don't expect the same taste as jasmine rice

When a mediocre White man is failing he always depends on the Dadburn Gum'mint to bail him out. You see, giving money to poor people makes them lazy. Giving money to Rich People and they build luxury EV cars for dumb people who think they "need" a luxury car instead of a Corolla. See the difference? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Jun 23, 2009 1:28 PM Feds Lend Tesla $465 Million to Build Model S The Obama Administration will lend Tesla Motors $465 million 🤑 BUT GO AHEAD AND STOP PAYING THE GUM'MINT CLERKS SO THEY CAN'T AFFORD XMAS PRESENTS YOU <deleted> SCROOGE 😧

Out of sight, out of mind. AFAIK, those laws don't affect me. I comply with all tax rules in America and pay both Federal and State taxes there. https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-trty/thailand.pdf

Two words: Roid Rage

Check out The Street Ratchada in Bangkok. 24 hour shopping mall with restaurants serving food all day all night. Thai neighborhood. Sitara Place Serviced Apartments and Hotel Sitara Place not far away, reasonably priced, total setup with kitchen washer etc for long term stay. You're welcome.

Every year the Big Belly Whales swim ashore to mate. 😳

As long as the Chinese Commies keep shoveling bribes and kickbacks to him he will be as soft as Grandma's feather bed. 😄