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Charles Schwab made two billion dollars. 👍 In a video posted to X on Wednesday, 9 April, the president introduced NASCAR drivers to the founder and chairman of Charles Schwab Corporation, a multinational financial services company. “It’s not just a company, it’s actually an individual,” Trump told the racing drivers. The president added that Schwab “made two and a half billion today” from the stock market. Can I call you Chuck? 😃

Time for your fortnite dose of k again? You sound depressed. 😃 No, Israel nuking Iran even with Russia tossing a few duds won't kill everyone. A global nuclear war would be catastrophic and could kill hundreds of millions (or more), it's highly improbable that it would literally end all human life.

Trump as Bond Market Craters: ‘BE COOL!’ "Be Cool" Who yo Daddy? He can't come home now, cuz he stuck in traffic. BEEP BEEP OUTTA MY WAY Foshizzle, Foo'. 😄

you can try and spin it any way you wish .... repeat after me ... as soon as you drive over the speed limit in the USA you are doing so "illegally" and you ARE a criminal, which is no different than any other crime. You've a criminal. Just one that hasn't been arrested , booked, jailed and prosecuted yet. You like Law and Order? Great. When are you turning yourself in? 😃

China raises duties on US goods to 125%, calls Trump tariff hikes a 'joke' "Very Smart Man": Trump Praises Xi Jinping Amid US-China Trade War Tarrifs good. Trump is smart. Because he like good. Oh oh. Xi like good, too. Xi like more good. Xi is very smart man. Sigh. 😄

Maybe we can get Martha and Snoop in together with Pelosi for some insider stock trading tips and brownie recipes. He first appeared on Martha's show in 2008, putting cognac in his mashed potatoes, teaching her the phrase “fo shizzle.” 😄

US fires Greenland military base chief for 'undermining' Vance I will not stand for your insubordination that unisex bathrooms are perverted... I'll have you know they do unisex bathrooms all the time in Yurp and Appalachia and gay bars. Good day, sir! 😊

Stoic defiance in ‘trinket town’ echoes Beijing’s insistence that nation can prevail against Donald Trump’s tariff blitz A Trump baseball cap, for instance, cost only Rmb7.50 ($1) to produce. Tariffs might raise that cost to Rmb20, but the caps were being sold for $50 in the US. “American sellers could even use the tariffs as an excuse to raise the price to $60 — yet the extra cost will still be borne by the US consumers,” said Qi. Now who on God's Green Earth would be stupid enough to pay $60 for a $3 Trump cap? Oh. Wait. 😄

The Trump administration’s move to classify thousands of living immigrants as dead and cancel their Social Security numbers If Trump can just "declare" someone dead and strip them of their entire future, can he get away with doing it to me or you? Maybe it's just another mistake, they will say. Good luck on getting the Trump administration to correct it.

Homeland Security agents denied entry to 2 LAUSD elementary schools Hmmm... Does Dr. Modern Day Mengele prefer to use immigrant children for his "experiments" ? 🫣

And those are just his good qualities. 👍 --MAGA we have always been at war with venezuela comrades

Trump DoJ unable to tell court where man wrongly deported to El Salvador is Thing is, there's no jury in America that won't find Trump's explanation that he "knows nothing" entirely believable. 😃

A conspiracy undone: Is Banksy a woman? Maybe Trump can deport Banksy to El Salvador too for being a woman. Or maybe MS-13. 😃

Social Security to Move Comms to Musk’s X After DOGE Cuts Musk just needs a few more little baby steps in his pretend bomber jacket before all the SS money flows through X's servers because something something something.

One of these orange men is smart. Can you guess which one? 😃 Trump’s tariffs will inevitably hurt parts of the Chinese economy, Beijing appears to have far more cards to play this time around. It has the tools to inflict meaningful damage on U.S. interests – and perhaps more importantly, Trump’s all-out tariff war is providing China with a rare and unprecedented strategic opportunity.

Yeah, the Trump administration has no contractual agreement with the El Salvador President involving money. El Salvador just let a Trump administration official into their prison randomly off the street to do a promotional political piece for the Trump administration. What a coincidence. Sure, Jan. Is that what you expect the American people to believe?!?!? 😭

Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again' It's all part of Trump's grand strategy to bring down the price of eggs. Once the chickens start taking those long, luxurious Trump showers, they're going to be popping out those eggs in no time. Strawberries! 😄

Some people see his behavior not as stupid, but as rebellious or refreshingly blunt. Blunt is a synonym for dull, not sharp. Oh so refreshing to use a knife that's not very sharp? No. That's dangerous. 😀

Shorter Frank: Nothing matters anymore because our obese cult leader is stupid and in charge. Stupid MAGA loves stupid Donnie doing stupid things. Admit it. It's stupid all the way down (the toilet).👍

Judge allows requirement that everyone in the US illegally must register to move forward Does every illegal Republican criminal have to register too or are they grandfathered in? 😀

I was going to say Trump is a Russian Martha Stewart insider trading, but smoking weed with Kanye is just plain weird when he starts talking that Nazi stuff and Trump's idea of a garden is a fountain that people throw money in that he can collect and deposit into his bank account. 😄

Red Coats: Fighting for the King to Rule Over America, 1775 – 1783 Red Hats: Fighting for the King to Rule Over America, 2016 – present It's a resume of fighting against America. 😃

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The official explanation for Trump’s pause is hilarious. "He actually planned this all along, to get other countries to the negotiating table" Then what he said on "Liberation Day" was total B.S. as his real plan was to back down.. ?!? Equally preposterous is his contention that he is giving other countries a break because they refrained from retaliating. Wasn’t the whole point to levy "reciprocal" tariffs to compensate for the fact that other nations were supposedly screwing the U.S. economy? What a crock. 😆

Torturing people is a crime. If the government of El Salvador is torturing people in the supermax there, they're criminals. If they're criminals, they're colluding with another criminal convicted of 34 felonies. What a coincidence. 🥹