Bundooman

By whom, exactly, you?

I doubt very much they would find that a free shag with you very satisfying with your scathing attitude towards women....... And the other 99% of Thai women wouldn't be very tempted either by the sound of you. A story worth considering: About 15 years ago, I was in a 7/11 in Phuket, near Kata Beach. A bar girl who was in the 7/11 at the same time clearly thought I couldn't speak Thai and she asked if I might need some help. Her English wasn't good, but she helped me find what I was looking for and she was very polite and helpful. At no time did I feel she was coming on to me and she finished her own shopping and left. I was surprised how nice she was. A few days later, I saw her in a Girly Bar as I was passing by. I never saw her again after that. The point I'm making is that she was kind, pleasant and helpful. Live and let live, Pal! There are thousands of other Thai women who are not Bar girls, but who will look down on you or screw you for your money But hey - you might actually prefer men or boys, perhaps?

Before you start your 'investigation' (or poking your nose into other people's private lives or preferences), consider this: I would imagine that you have been married before and now, after that failure, you want to vindicate your own failings as to why it didn't work by feeling superior to others on this forum. Your fault or hers? Do you think that she threw it about before you met her? Probably. Did she throw it about while you were married? Possibly. Or did you mess up by screwing some young tart in your home country? Most likely? How many failures have you experienced here in Thailand? Were they 'Bar girls' Or were your failures "hard-working, rich and successful amazingly beautiful Thai women" who just got bored by your rigid western superior attitude? It's not my business - is it? See? It's your private life - nothing to do with us. We don't really care how you've messed up your own life. Just leave other people alone to get on with theirs, OK? There's a good chap! Have a nice day. Oh, by the way, I'm not married. My ex-wife and I divorced some 15 years ago, here in Thailand. I have met some pretty nice teachers since then

What sort of personality traits do you need to even enquire why someone might marry a bargirl? Do you get off on anticipating some form of response? Why do you need to know? Are you a member of the 'marry a bar girl', police? Actually, none of your business is what I hope most people would say to you.

I have to say, .......... Just how, does this 'head-in-the-clouds' guy, think he could monitor that? Let alone reinforce it. Utter nonsense. He lives in Dreamland!

Try an Uzi - much better and more effective, I should think.

Just hit them in the flank when no-one is watching. Problem solved.

Why is this even written as 'shocking'? It is generally a daily sight, give or take a kid or so, all over Thailand. The sheer lack of an effective police force, rather than a money collecting agency, doesn't help.

Does anyone else kinda think that El twatto's signature reminds you of a baby with a whacking great felt-tip pen, learning how to scribble on its first attempt to put ink on paper? Or, That the supposed signature has a certain look of a pissed fat, pig of a spider that fell into an ink pot and craw Oops=, sorry, It was a big fat pi .......... !

Luck, some good reflexive action - unknown source! A wing and prayer and sheer good fortune + the knowledge that it will happen time and time again, as it has in the past 20 years!

Carborundum Stone - 2-sided, fine and coarse. Available in nearly all Bic C, local DIYs. Or any other local shop that sells small household maintenance goods. Lotus sells a hand-held steel sharpener used by chefs. Or, just take a photograph or use the 'Translate' App and write 'Carborundum stone' - it will give you the Thai word in Thai and transliterated English, which is, "Hin kharborandam"

You never know - she might enjoy that .......

Not yet, anyway ...............!

Don't forget Starmer of the UK and Macron of France.

Excellent appraisal of a failed old man, out of touch with the modern world. We have always seen that in him. I was here when he was in his heyday in in 2004. He could do no wrong even then. Even when he recklessly insisted on the Red traffic signals in Bangkok - all showing red in every direction at the same time. And the handheld A4 boldly printed signs proclaiming 'no questions' at government public statements - attempting to suppress the news media. His pathetic efforts to incriminate a junior ranking army officer in an alleged, staged 'assassination' attempt. His time is over. So to, is his party's hold on the country.

She might or might not have deserved some form of rebuke, accusation, whatever. She, 100% did not deserve to be slapped by a jumped up Mercedes driver. It is assault and a bullying assault at that. He wouldn't have slapped a guy like that.

The potential problems are crystal clear! 1. The Chinese engine. 2. Instruction all in Thai? 3. Comes complete with six month's training, (at least). 3. Includes a Maintenance schedule - in Thai? - Hmn! 4 training to dive the submarine? 5. Training to bring it to the surface. 6. Clear location ..Gulf of Thailand? 7. Volunteers or Conscripted crew? 8. Backhanders during every step of the way. 9. any others? I'm getting bored....

And how does someone come into contact with them?

How do you know which vendors are genuine government sellers? If you were to win - where do you cash in your winning ticket(s)? Are they sold daily? or monthly - the official tickets? I wouldn't mind investing a a small amount of money for both my wife and daughter. I'd be happy for them to have the opportunity to win some extra cash. Advice please?

There. Corrected it!

And there goes the tourist numbers. Well done Thailand - you can obviously afford another slump along with the Chinese masses and other nationalities who will go elsewhere and buy alcohol where they are appreciated.

Oh dear - such pessimism.

What Trump wanted was Micka-Mouse Kim Jom 'un style squaddie parade, possibly those like those stunning Korean girls, goose-stepping determinedly in from of him, so he could preen himself on his Dear Leader-King status in front of the International press. What he got was a couple of creaking tanks, an army that didn't seem to care less, a sour face from Melanie and Hegseth looking totally stupid. And a whacking great load of cash gone in a morning. Some parade. The USA deserved better on its 250th Anniversary.

I thought it always was.

"Then I awoke and looked around me, at the four grey walls that surround me, And I realise that I was only dreamin, for there's a dirty toilet in my <deleted>ty condo And my hand clenched all around it, yeah, It's good to have a w*nk here on your own" Apologies to Tom Jones and Johnny Cash!