scottiejohn

"They really could learn a lot from me." Says the @Goat ever so modestly in his typical non endearing style!

The heading and the contents of the article repeatedly calls it a Visa; "The European Union announced this week a new security program that would mandate U.S. passport holders to obtain visas before traveling to any of the visa-required countries, including Spain, France and Greece." "Before you secure your flights to your European destination, visit the European Travel Information and Authorization System (ETIAS). The earlier you apply and are approved for the visa, the sooner it will arrive," "The visa, which will cost about $8"

As inflation is not a problem in this situation do they have to/can they work tirelessly to repair them?

They usually have at least two sets of books. One set for the accountant/Taxman etc to show just sufficient cash flow to sustain the Wages, SS and Tax payments etc and the real set which you never see. They may well have a third pristine set for showing to potential buyers!

How is it "cowardly" to not want to spend any time in a Thai Prison?

Along with the strawberries!

So yet another woman's team seem to have b@llsed up again! Bunch of pr!cks I suspect!

Once it has been in a freezer it is just the same as most other meats-tasteless! Fresh or chilled only, maybe vacuum packed at a push!

Read the article and do some googling. It is almost all browsers can do what you claim and BKK has an app and a website anyway!

Wrong How to Make a Website into a Windows 10 App (howtogeek.com)

A mute man meets one of his (now ex) mute friends 'Hello' his friend says in a loud clear voice. The mute man is shocked, and points to indicate his friend's sudden use of speech. 'Oh yes,' the friend replies, 'I've found a fantastic doctor that helped me speak. Here, have his contact details and give him a visit' The mute man excitedly goes to see the doctor and after a thorough examination his doctor confirms his condition. 'I can help you. Bring a 75cl bottle of Absinthe with your next appointment' he says. The mute man is confused, but buys a bottle of Absinthe anyway and brings it to the next appointment. The doctor says 'Ok, hand me the bottle and head over to the examination table, then pull down your trousers and pants and bend over' Once again the man is confused as to how this could help his speech impediment, but thinks of his friend's improvement and obliges. The doctor takes the bottle from the other end of the room and, with a running start, shoves it into the man's anus. 'AAAAAAA!' The mute man screams. 'Good,' says the doctor, 'that's the first letter. We'll start the rest of the alphabet next Monday with Bacardi!'

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, the works. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Well on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays Saturdays and Sundays then.

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Red Bull as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer…. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

My sex-life is like Coca Cola.... First it was normal, then it was light and now it's zero!

What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola

Did you know that toads are just frogs that have f@rted too much? Ran out of gas, had to be toad

Thank you for buttering me up but you are whey off mark as the cream always comes to the (golden) top! I hope my comments do not sour or curdle our relationship!

Many Thais don't pay tax either!

The title of the OP does not say that and why quote me since I did not initiate "why bars close"? I was responding to a previous post!

Not necessarily! There are many reasons to close and sell and not just because of failure! Owner may have family problems and needs to move on. Police may have banned the owner. Owner may have died. Owner may have moved to another bar etc!

Lock them all up and then the suppliers will have no one to supply to! Simple, That will get the cr@p and the junkies/pot heads off the streets!

As are MAN diesels.

QE2 never had Gas turbines! Queen Elizabeth 2 was originally fitted out with a steam turbine propulsion system utilising three Foster Wheeler E.S.D II boilers, which provided steam for the two Brown-Pametrada turbines. Queen Elizabeth 2 was refitted with a modern diesel powerplant in 1986–87

That is exactly what you keep doing!

Now the summer's going to turn COLD: Forecasters warn temperatures could fall to 17C as Britain braces for 10 straight days of rain (so don't get the BBQs out just yet) Now the summer's going to turn COLD: Forecasters warn temperatures could fall to 17C as Britain braces for 10 straight days of rain (so don't get the BBQs out just yet) | Daily Mail Online PS; Don't blame the DM they are only quoting the Met Office!