scottiejohn

For those who had not thought about it you may just have started a run on the ATM's!

For the sensitive/grammar police there is a multiple (!) warning ahead! They should still know to plan ahead and avoid the days I stated if they have been in Thailand for any length of time! The booking systems will obviously accept the appointments as that is it's function! A person with a thinking brain would book a different day knowing that days before and after holidays are very busy!

Is any politician of any party/country or their "advisers/inner circle" trustworthy?

So the "Scientists" etc are basing this report about the world' future on data only collected since 1979! What are they comparing it to, data from BC1000 or Meg's crystal ball predictions?

Anyone who has lived in Thailand for any length of time knows to avoid ALL Government sites (and many others) on Mondays and Fridays and the days before and after any such holidays if mid week! it is called planning ahead.

Who gives a "XXXX" ! I hope it burns and dies along with all the other so called "Social" (for "Social" read read "online gullible") media cr@p!

Why not? Tomorrow is Wed 26th. The holiday starts Friday 28th!

El Al Israel Airlines carry them for sure!

If someone rips him off he will surely come to a sticky end then! Mind you, you cannot accuse the little bird of being stuck up!

What a convoluted way of saying that Tuesday and Wednesday 2/3 Aug will be dry days! (officially! )

I can understand you saying that the interior looks cheaply made as you can see it! But how can you say the engine is cheaply made when you cannot see the internal workings?

Simply point at the Microwave and say "ping"!

You have obviously never served in the Military, been a Boy Scout or a caveman! Go and learn how to set snares and rub two sticks together!

The Prince and the Hooker. The Prince decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner next to Pizza Express he passed a hooker who well passed her 15th birthday standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Fergie decided to accompany her ex husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, the Prince realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Fergie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his ex wife. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard !” PS; Please note that the name of the alleged Prince involved in this alleged series of incidents has been removed to protect the reputation of the alleged child molester, the Duke of York pub and the many overaged hookers who hang around Pizza Express!

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the King. And when you turn 15, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

You must have photo shopped that image it should have had this;

As long is it didn't tighten his nuts, otherwise he would find himself a screw less less!

If I have to explain the Latin term “ad nauseum” one more time… I’m going to be sick.

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick big bird.

A Scottish family gathers around their father who is very old and sick. He says, “Daughter, are you here? Son? Where is my brother? Is everyone here in this room with me now?” The daughter replies, “Yes Dad, we’re all here! Your entire family is here in this room!” Dad says, “Then why is the bloody hallway light on?”

I got my girlfriend a “Get better soon” card. She isn’t sick, I just think she can get better.

One for the feminists (if we have any on AN) Did you know that during child birth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment she almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu.

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, and for swine flu you need oinkment.

I hope you have the stomach for some more sickening puns! Coming up soon in a forum near you!

Trust you to muscle in!