scottiejohn

My wife and I had a great romantic courtship and then got married on the summit of Mt Everest. But it was all downhill from there on!

Would you care to explain what that means to non Americans! i suspect even some of them might want clarification!

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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night And realizes her husband isn’t in bed with her. She goes downstairs and finds him sitting alone in the kitchen, looking very serious. “Is everything alright, honey?” she asks. “Do you remember way back when we first started dating? And your father caught us fooling around in the back of your car?” “Of course!” she says, thinking how sweet it is that he’s reminiscing on the early days of their courtship. “Do you remember how he stuck that shotgun in my face and told me that if I didn’t marry you he’d send me to jail for 25 years?” “How could I forget?” He looks up at her, wipes away a tear, and says “I would have gotten out today.”

Was there a sucksessfull successful ending?

But not the bellicose one! I am too much of a coward!

A bit late to go down that route now at your age! ????

What! Just to put his finger in you? PS'; Is "longtail" a euphemism for something we should not discuss in a family orientated forum?

Not a sperm bank me thinks!

He can't as he will not have any friends with that odorous attitude!

"He lies constantly." I agree with you wholeheartedly! BTW. When have you ever found an occasion to be shocked by it telling the truth?

That maybe OK for the self-conscious who don't want to admit the NEED to get fit! But what about the Selfie boasting and bragging brigade?

'To boldly go where no Thai man will ever go in a Thai Rocket'

CM IO allow you to have more than one sole account so if you need to spend some of the 400,000 then put it in a separate account. Also remember that BKK take the withholding tax automatically from fixed deposit accounts but you can reclaim it from the tax man if you get the forms from the bank!

I think that is normal throughout the world but especially in Thailand!

At least the Turkeys know that eventually they are going to get fed as much as they can take and then end up well and truly stuffed!

You appear to have successfully fixed the whining noise with the blue stuff but you also seem to have immobilised the essential working parts at the same time with the white stuff. I recommend stripping the machine of all the white stuff, in fact anything that is not blue, and then set it to work! PS; A little stuffing every few days seems to do wonders for some reason!

At least he Turkeys have a brain cell or two!

Why do you say that you get no interest at BKK. They offer between 1.5 & 1.9% on instant access fixed deposit accounts which can be used for retirement extensions!

I suggest you re read my post and the linked articles! I am not talking about banking aps etc but fake printed QR codes which can be placed over legit codes!

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He will lie under oath and say he has never told a lie!

I agree! It seems to be a total reversal to the UK system where your pension never increases in Thailand after you leave the UK (if you are stupid enough to tell them that is)!

Nor yours for that matter!

Reading AN forums make me laugh! Best comic strip on the WWW! ????