scottiejohn

Please provide a link to that statement!

Thank you for you information but it has now left me confused! You said in the first quote I referenced; "So, someone with no qualifications to be a journalist." and yet in your last post you said; "He studied journalism before dropping out of college to teach English in South America." I accept that having a degree is helpful in getting a job as a journalist with a large newspaper etc but I did not know that if you dropped out of college it meant you had no qualifications to be a journalist!

Should not have to look up things. That is the point. The letters appear now to refer to sports I have never watched, or ever will, but the thread is not in the sports section!

God Help him! PS; I forgot he believes he is GOD and above all laws etc!

In which case you should know, given your so called journalistic reporting expertise(?), that you should be as accurate and descriptive as possible which results in leaving little for your readers to question or investigate! PS; You have still not explained, in your so called professional journalistic style, who or what this author is! As stated above it is not for me or other readers to search out the meanings of obscure posts but for the author to either be clear in the first instance or to clarify when asked. You have done neither!

Yet another pointless, in this case an oxymoron, post!

WARNING- SICK JOKE AHEAD!!!!! "What is the best thing about dead baby jokes"? "They never get old"

A Sunday school teacher posed a question to her class, "If I were to sell my house, car, donate my possessions to charity, and give all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" The children unanimously replied, "No." The teacher then asked, "If I were to keep the church clean, mow the lawn, and keep everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Once again, the answer was a resounding "No." Apparently perplexed, the teacher asked, "Well, then how can I get into heaven?" A quick-witted five-year-old boy piped up and replied, "You have to be dead first!"

A Scottish thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs on the stereets of London and said, “Give me your money Jimmey.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m an MP!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my bloody money back!”

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and a Welshman walk into a bar and order a pint of beer each. Suddenly, a fly lands in each of their pints. The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders another one. The Welshman carefully removes the fly and continues drinking. The Scotsman picks up the fly, shakes his finger at it, and says, "Spit it out, ya bloody thief!"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call. The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond “Yes” “Oui” “Si” “Ja”

Yet another 3/4 letter pointless post. If you wish to make a point I would suggest you spell it out!

You expect everyone who has had the misfortune to read your two puerile posts to take that action is beyond belief. It would be beneficial to readers of your comments as to info regarding who is the author and what is the author's background please!

What is the lie count difference between TRUMP and BIDEN?

Would you care to elucidate on that comment as many on here do not have your deep insight into the person you are referring to! PS: don't ask/tell me to use google etc!

Retiree takes a part time job in ASDA! On his first day, this horrid lady walks in to the store, yelling horrible things at her two children. The man smiles, and she glares back. Undeterred the man continues to smile and says "Oh, I love your twins!" Of course, her children are at least two years apart, and while they share common features, they certainly don't look like each other. "Are you bleeding blind, or are you just stupid? The lady snips back. "My kids aren't twins, you twit," The greeter continues to smile and replies, "No ma'am, I'm neither blind or stupid. I just figured they must be twins since no man in their right mind would have sex with you twice!"

A man goes down to a ranch to look at a horse! The rancher brings out a beautiful mare. "Can I see her teeth?" The man asks nicely. "Sure thing!" Says the rancher and opens her lips to show off her perfect teeth. "Beautiful! Can I see her tail and hooves?" The man asks. "By all means, partner!" Replied the rancher and turns her around to show her expertly manicured back left hoof and braided tail. "Lovely!" The man exclaimed "Now, can I see her tw@t "WHAT?!" Asked the rancher sharply. "Her tw@t, sir." The man said again "Can I see her tw@t?" The rancher gets furious, grabs the man by the neck, lifts the horses tail, shoves the man's face into the mare's rear and shouts "Get a good look you pervert!" "I don't know why you did that!" Huffed the man exasperated, "All I weawy wanted was to see her wun as in tw@t or canwer!" PS; Had to edit out the censored letter "a" with "@" in the tw@t!!! PPS; see twit below

She was just tracking his claimed lack of progress! It just goes to show the hurdles that a stallion has to go over to satisfy his filly!

Who had the bit between their teeth in that encounter and do we think that their relationship will remain stable? PS; Did one of them ask for another "gallop" or did they trot of into the sunset without a hurdle in sight?

What is this topic about? More pointless 3 letter abbreviations which are of no interest to the majority or understood by them!

he Gattling Goblin!

Maybe I should ask this question a different way. My problem is not to do with eyesight but the degradation in lens coatings on my specs. I bought these progressive specs from one of the BIG high street retailers in CM with added coatings which have partially worn away leaving the glasses useless. I have asked/complained at the shop but no luck as they say 19 months old!! At 70 YO will my eyesight have changed that much or could I use the prescription they used to order online. I used the same prescription at the same time to buy ordinary reading glasses (no coatings) which I can still use perfectly well? Thank you all for your responses so far!

Thanks yes I saw that episode!

Thanks. I will try them and see if they will do the prescription, for a fee. without purchase. The only problem is that many years ago I went to them and asked a fairly basic question regarding varifocals to be given totally false advice as I subsequently discovered!

The title is fairly obvious as I do NOT wish to go near a hospital for the prescription. I am looking for a paid for prescription that I can use with Zenna Optical.