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scottiejohn

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  1. It is actually quite simple! If at the street food stall all you can see is a bucket with dirty plates and utensils then walk away. If however you see a hose and a tap and clean dishes and utensils you are possibly good to go.
  2. I just knew you were going to rubbish this topic. Lets just bin it!
  3. You should have put the word "some" before your crass statement! Your comment does NOT apply to ALL Thai people as you imply!
  4. Do it in 2x400,000 Baht batches when you do not need to keep 800,000 in the a/c! PS; I can never remember if it is 2 or 3 months after extension!
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  6. I think we should sweep this debris under the carpet until a new broom comes along and cleans this mess up!
  7. I walked into the pet shop this morning and said to the cashier, "I bought two hamsters from you yesterday, but when I woke up this morning, they were both dead!" She frowned and replied, "I warned you about the hot weather. Did you give them plenty of water like I suggested?" "Yes, I filled their tank right to the top and put the lid on tight."
  8. I just bought a new hat... ...with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind.
  9. The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay.
  10. Scam alert! Men beware; During the recent hot weather here in the UK we have had a couple of young women operating a scam at our local supermarket. They offer a while-you-wait car valeting service - you just drive in and while you sit there, one of them washes the outside of the car while the other vacuums the inside. They're both really fit-looking and wear skimpy shorts and sleeveless T-shirt. What happens is that while the one outside is leaning across to clean the windscreen, with her wet T-shirt pressed up against the glass and really leaving very little to the imagination, the one inside will take advantage of your distraction to steal your wallet. They caught me last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday (three times), last thing on Thursday, they weren't there on Friday, and again on Saturday. Good news though, the store does very good imitation Moroccan leather wallets for only £1.75.
  11. That is swinging down my street! I promise I'll brush up on my responses.
  12. If you do not come under this definition of bigoted please explain in words of one syllable! big·ot·ed [ˈbɪɡətɪd] ADJECTIVE obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, in particular prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group:
  13. I wish they would erase their antics to get noticed! They, and you, do themselves more harm than good by making so much noise about nothing that is important to the rest of the straight world!
  14. What a rubbish joke, you should have binned it!
  15. Sorry but I totally disagree with you! I thought the way it was filmed/structured made it much more believable than most crime series!
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