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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Another trash comment! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I just knew you were going to rubbish this topic. Lets just bin it! -
You should have put the word "some" before your crass statement! Your comment does NOT apply to ALL Thai people as you imply!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I think we should sweep this debris under the carpet until a new broom comes along and cleans this mess up! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I walked into the pet shop this morning and said to the cashier, "I bought two hamsters from you yesterday, but when I woke up this morning, they were both dead!" She frowned and replied, "I warned you about the hot weather. Did you give them plenty of water like I suggested?" "Yes, I filled their tank right to the top and put the lid on tight." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Are you trying to trash our deposits? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I just bought a new hat... ...with a built-in fan that keeps my head cool during hot weather. It really blows my mind. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Scam alert! Men beware; During the recent hot weather here in the UK we have had a couple of young women operating a scam at our local supermarket. They offer a while-you-wait car valeting service - you just drive in and while you sit there, one of them washes the outside of the car while the other vacuums the inside. They're both really fit-looking and wear skimpy shorts and sleeveless T-shirt. What happens is that while the one outside is leaning across to clean the windscreen, with her wet T-shirt pressed up against the glass and really leaving very little to the imagination, the one inside will take advantage of your distraction to steal your wallet. They caught me last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday (three times), last thing on Thursday, they weren't there on Friday, and again on Saturday. Good news though, the store does very good imitation Moroccan leather wallets for only £1.75. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
You bagged that one! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
That is swinging down my street! I promise I'll brush up on my responses. -
If you do not come under this definition of bigoted please explain in words of one syllable! big·ot·ed [ˈbɪɡətɪd] ADJECTIVE obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, in particular prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group:
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What a rubbish joke, you should have binned it! -
What Movies or TV shows are you watching (2023)
scottiejohn replied to CharlieH's topic in Entertainment
Sorry but I totally disagree with you! I thought the way it was filmed/structured made it much more believable than most crime series!