scottiejohn

As long is it didn't tighten his nuts, otherwise he would find himself a screw less less!

If I have to explain the Latin term “ad nauseum” one more time… I’m going to be sick.

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick big bird.

A Scottish family gathers around their father who is very old and sick. He says, “Daughter, are you here? Son? Where is my brother? Is everyone here in this room with me now?” The daughter replies, “Yes Dad, we’re all here! Your entire family is here in this room!” Dad says, “Then why is the bloody hallway light on?”

I got my girlfriend a “Get better soon” card. She isn’t sick, I just think she can get better.

One for the feminists (if we have any on AN) Did you know that during child birth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment she almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu.

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, and for swine flu you need oinkment.

I hope you have the stomach for some more sickening puns! Coming up soon in a forum near you!

Trust you to muscle in!

Who were the first people with six packs? Ab originals!

BKK Fixed deposit account and CM IO. No requirement to make any payment on extension renewal to the account just update the passbook and get the signed/stamped letter no later than day before renewal! No statement required. I usually go in to the BKK office the day after the FD matures (not connected to Extension date) to see/make sure they have rolled me over their best FD rate! One year they had not but immediately corrected it in my favour when I challenged their new rate!

Or anyone else for that matter!

Can you rewrite the above cr@p out in plain English please! It is total left wing gobbledygook from what I think you might be trying to spout forth!

Maybe YOU can but once the despot is in power what do YOU do?

Do you mean just like the presidents in Russia and China for example! Just to mention only two!

Oh yes it will when he gets Impeached again!

And of course Bitcoin only exists in the computer world but Gold is physical! Which one will be around when all the power is switched off?

But the UK Home Office is part of and run by the UK government!

If I was you I would start taking proper medication. Maybe then you would stop starting nonsensical topics or restarting old meaningless ones!

How do you throw a very successful space party? You planet.

I did a theatrical performance on puns last night. It was a play on words.

For only the inner city! Not the present plan to extend it to ALL of London! Doh!