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Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I'm not sure if you will relish this response but I will throw this one in; A man was eating a hotdog: A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Immediately the little dog began to bark at the man while he ate. The man asked "Would you mind if I throw him a bit?" "Not at all." the woman replied. The man picked up the dog and threw him over a wall and ate his hot dog with extra relish!. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
You are crowing again but cannot muster anything but the "unkindness" of the horde of comments that allow people to flock brood and clan against me. I think you are part of a collective! (those not understanding the collectives will have to flock off to Google!) -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Sorry for my miss-spell! I was trying to "hid" my identity! The removal of avatars is a backward step in my view, but then the site would not be getting this extra typing otherwise!! In the past when we knew who made the "confused" etc we got the message and responded accordingly! Those days are sadly gone hence my reduced number of responses! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I like it but I hid to hit "confused"! -
Cabinet To Approve Extra Holiday Leading To 6-Day Break
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
For those who had not thought about it you may just have started a run on the ATM's! -
For the sensitive/grammar police there is a multiple (!) warning ahead! They should still know to plan ahead and avoid the days I stated if they have been in Thailand for any length of time! The booking systems will obviously accept the appointments as that is it's function! A person with a thinking brain would book a different day knowing that days before and after holidays are very busy!
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Republicans up the personal attacks on Biden and his family
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
Is any politician of any party/country or their "advisers/inner circle" trustworthy? -
Is Elon Musk right to ditch the Twitter logo?
scottiejohn replied to Social Media's topic in World News
Who gives a "XXXX" ! I hope it burns and dies along with all the other so called "Social" (for "Social" read read "online gullible") media cr@p! -
Cabinet To Approve Extra Holiday Leading To 6-Day Break
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
Why not? Tomorrow is Wed 26th. The holiday starts Friday 28th! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If someone rips him off he will surely come to a sticky end then! Mind you, you cannot accuse the little bird of being stuck up! -
What a convoluted way of saying that Tuesday and Wednesday 2/3 Aug will be dry days! (officially! )
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Cannot communicate with MG Thailand.
scottiejohn replied to up2you2's topic in Thailand Motor Discussion
I can understand you saying that the interior looks cheaply made as you can see it! But how can you say the engine is cheaply made when you cannot see the internal workings? -
Simply point at the Microwave and say "ping"!
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Gold Into Thailand
scottiejohn replied to Bill97's topic in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
You have obviously never served in the Military, been a Boy Scout or a caveman! Go and learn how to set snares and rub two sticks together! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The Prince and the Hooker. The Prince decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner next to Pizza Express he passed a hooker who well passed her 15th birthday standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!" One day, Fergie decided to accompany her ex husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, the Prince realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Fergie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his ex wife. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard !” PS; Please note that the name of the alleged Prince involved in this alleged series of incidents has been removed to protect the reputation of the alleged child molester, the Duke of York pub and the many overaged hookers who hang around Pizza Express! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the King. And when you turn 15, you get a text from Prince Andrew. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!