scottiejohn

I suggest you ask the rumormongerer for the source and then link it here!

I prefer "bonging" without a "bong"! I suggest you try it some time, if you can! PS; I of course never have or never will touch that BONG/Drug cr@p!

And how is that any different to most of the major countries in the world?

If your past attempts, including this one, are anything to go by I would suggest that you stay at your present boring day job!

The above post is hilarious in it's own way but the post you are referring to certainly was not funny!

Perhaps you should have used fewer, (or is it less in your case?) words and we might have found the joke somewhere!

All of them and everything they do and say in support of their Muppet puppet master!

I see we might end up on a collision course soon!

I think I have nailed it as I know the drill now, I will get a vice like hold on this subject and hammer out a cast iron solution that you should awl be turning out much sharper reciprocating responses in future! PS; Sorry @VocalNeal about quoting you above. I don't know how that happened!

I feel crushed now!

OK! I fold you are too sharp for me!

I'm not sure I get that! I think I'll give it a minute to sink in and see if I can get to the bottom of it!

Cutting up rough again or are you just swizzing around!

Not as sharp as me!!! I'm a cut above the rest! IM(very)HO!

What a plane comment. Sharpen up or you will get screwed to the workbench!

Your more travelled than Dr Livingstone I presume! One minute in Thailand then in Port Stanley and now in Lake Tanganyika! All the more surprising given your testicular disabilities or have you just made a balls of your geography?

Hence my showing them that the defaults could be changed!

The staff were all girls were they?

So are non "Trans activists"!

And you asked for advice about how to recover your now missing ball after 41 years? Or are just on holiday out in the Falklands there now Goosing around with your pecker out?

I bet a real stink will be raised about this one!

"It"! You mean you only had one b@ll?

Not if you set it up properly before running any of the options!

Stuff the Indians!! It was the first day of school in the USA, and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up. “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. “Very good! Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth’?” Again, there was no response except for Chandrasekhar. “Abraham Lincoln, 1863,” said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.” She heard a loud whisper from one of the students: “Stuff the bloody Indians.” “Who said that?” she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. “General Custer, 1876.”