Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -Goes to a pub in Moscow, orders a few drinks and asks the bartender:Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender saysDonbas is still ours ? - Yes, oursIs Kiev also ours?? - Yes yes, ofcourse it is ours
Wow, amazing ... how much for the drinks ?
15 Euros please - Bartender says