Ms. Irina Pustovalova drove at insane speeds on wet roads...she doesn't need medical remorse but a visit to the insane asylum and the withdrawal of her DL for life!
Always this dream of a protected workplace... put in a little effort and you will have enough customers. If you can't deal with the free market, look for a job as a laborer in the agricultural industry...
You don't always have to be funny to comment, you're more likely to be taken seriously if you can contribute something substantial to the discussion...