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This is why I tell anyone who will listen that the Royal Thai Navy needs to upgrade its fleet of submarines! I have sketched out some concept art that looks great and will project power. Whom do I contact? I don't require recompense, but if one or more of the fleet could be named after me, I would consider it a great honor. Thank you in advance.

"The enemy of the people." Such a catchy phrase. Sounds familiar. Anyway, no need to whip ourselves into a führer over it.

DELETE. Accidental double post.

If not for submarines, Thailand would have never defeated Laos. It's only natural to upgrade the fleet as vessels become decommissioned (see attached). This had been my Ted Talk.

Why go to jail when 1500 baht buys all night? I guess it's true that this isn't about sex, but control or sadism.

In case no one has mentioned this yet: We have vastly more cannabinoid receptors in our stomachs than our lungs. Thus, you know that it would be untrue; You know that I would be a liar; If I were to say to you, edibles don't get you higher.

Of course he knew. Just had buyer's remorse and chickened out. YOLO.

Not just a sexist. An adjudicated r*pist. He's going to find extremely creative ways to destroy the economy, the Constitution, law and order, international relations, NATO, the environment, Posse Comitatus, the balance of power of the three branches of government, the emoluments clause, and nearly any other domestic and international norm he can get his hands on. His mission this time is to destroy. Vengeance.

And then you found the book it was carrying called, "To Serve Man." It was a cookbook! Run!

The Battle of the Bulge. The key is plausible deniability. For newcomers, try this: "I was drunk and I didn't know that all three ladies had anacondas!"

Sometimes. Women are like a Cracker Jack box.

It's hard to say. What is a woman?

Did you do a gay today?

I know your secret. Your username is an anagram for: DO A GAY Check your username. Your secret is out. Now live your life, Yagoda. Enjoy all the meat you want. This is Thailand. I rest my case, Mr. phallus avatar.

You are what you eat.

There are some great articles in House Beautiful about redecorating your closet. May I share them with you, since you spend so much time in there.

In other news, Jake Paul calls out Dick Van Dyke and Jimmy Carter.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that." You forgot the punchline.

I'm sure that's merely dried toothpaste on your chin. The ones who hate the most are the most conflicted. Even your avatar is a phallus.

Take your hood off so we can hear you better.

Actually, we have kakistocracy now, with the addition of Matt Gaetz, defense secretary Pete Hegseth, and director of national intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. Hell, let Mike Pillow run HUD. Pillows relate to housing, right? And RFK is going to destroy NIH. Interesting times. kak i sto cra cy / kakəˈstäkrəsē / noun government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. "the danger is that this will reduce us to kakistocracy" a state or society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens. plural noun : kakistocracies "the modern regime is at once a plutocracy and a kakistocracy"

Great point, "Fruit Pudding." Also, why not have segregated bathrooms if they are just as good as the "normal" bathrooms? Why not have gays sit in the back of busses? I mean, they still get to their destination. What's the problem? Separate but equal is the way to go, right?

Have you tried BBC therapy?

DELETE.

Burkhas are hot. Trans women are hotter than cis. So, a trans woman in a burkha would be the ultimate. You'll never regret it.