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Ebumbu

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  1. If you're going to take life-ending risks for money, do it for 1-2 years, get your money, and get out. Live humbly and be inconspicuous. Set a specific money goal ($2M). No luxury villas. Disappear out of the country when done. Never return.
  2. Do you mean to say you are attacking soi dogs who are minding their own business? People too, or just dogs?
  3. Make bubble hash. Highest quality. No solvent needed. Or butane extracted hash, though it's dangerous. Or isopropyl alcohol extract (not very dangerous).
  4. Every counterfeiter worth his salt knows to use low or medium bills, not 500 euros. Dude's an amateur. This will be a good learning experience.
  5. If you're planning a romantic evening with monkeys, please use a condom ... every time!
  6. I had wondered why Thaksin would return to Thailand, considering the legal risks. Now I know.
  7. It's not his fault. She told him she loved him.
  8. He didn't answer because nobody said, "Simon says."
  9. Why have elections at all? Because it looks good and you can always nullify them later. A win win.
  10. By December, you are going to see some serious fire sales!
  11. I keep forgetting he is a king and above the law. Silly me.
  12. The ad is totally harmless and tongue in cheek.
  13. He's right about the underwear.
  14. Because he'll be in prison. That's what he means.
  15. Son swears he didn't know all three were ladyboys!
  16. Very low risk of this happening if they had been out that night at a cannabis cafe. Nearly unimaginable. They'd be singing and playing bongoes.
  17. Rest easy, Steven Seagal is on the case.
  18. They put a Thai cop in a choke hold, beat him, took his gun, fired it, and they're going home after 4 months? They must have very good Karma. Maybe my next life will be as charmed as theirs seems to be. If they did this in the US, they would look like paint splatter.
  19. I always try to commit only one crime at a time. So far, so good.
  20. He got it all backwards! He's supposed to ram girlfriend and fight sedan!
  21. This is why I always use an Epson printer and not an HP to print my Euros.
  22. Well, guess it's time to exercise my First Amendment right to free speech, free assembly, and protest! LOL.
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