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This is why I tell anyone who will listen that the Royal Thai Navy needs to upgrade its fleet of submarines! I have sketched out some concept art that looks great and will project power. Whom do I contact? I don't require recompense, but if one or more of the fleet could be named after me, I would consider it a great honor. Thank you in advance. 

"The enemy of the people." Such a catchy phrase. Sounds familiar. Anyway, no need to whip ourselves into a führer over it. 

DELETE. Accidental double post. 

If not for submarines, Thailand would have never defeated Laos. It's only natural to upgrade the fleet as vessels become decommissioned (see attached). This had been my Ted Talk. 

Why go to jail when 1500 baht buys all night? I guess it's true that this isn't about sex, but control or sadism. 

5 hours ago, Expat Tom said:

People travel to learn new cultures and have new experiences. Maybe he should have spent the night with her/him.

He might have enjoyed it. Who knows? Maybe he knew he was taking a ladyboy to his hotel and sobered up or lost his yearning for adventure when he got to the room. : )

Of course he knew. Just had buyer's remorse and chickened out. YOLO. 

3 minutes ago, puck2 said:

USA is for me LoS = Land of Stupids.

 

It's easy to explain. 4 years as POTUS have not been enough to recognize what a moron Trump was: a criminal, a sexist, a liar, a fraud, the list goes on.  And what a contradiction. Obama was one of the most intelligent president, America ever had chosen (for 8 years). After him the extreme converse.

This revealed one of the big holes in the US constituition, too:  the orange man has been elected in 2016 by the minority of the votes!!!

 

 

Not just a sexist. An adjudicated r*pist. He's going to find extremely creative ways to destroy the economy, the Constitution, law and order, international relations, NATO, the environment, Posse Comitatus, the balance of power of the three branches of government, the emoluments clause, and nearly any other domestic and international norm he can get his hands on. His mission this time is to destroy. Vengeance. 

3 hours ago, Peterphuket said:

Also experienced it once when I was single and living on Phuket.
Met a nice apparition, had a beer and then took ‘it' to my apartment.
But ‘it’ felt ‘wetness’ and told ‘it’ couldn't do anything about my desires.
Whether I wanted to take ‘it’ back to Kathu.
Just did it but an experience never to forget.

And then you found the book it was carrying called, "To Serve Man." 

It was a cookbook! Run! 

The Battle of the Bulge. The key is plausible deniability. For newcomers, try this: 

"I was drunk and I didn't know that all three ladies had anacondas!" 

12 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

They have a penis.

Sometimes. Women are like a Cracker Jack box. 

3 hours ago, Yagoda said:

No, how about you?

It's hard to say. What is a woman? 

10 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Wow. This Board is becoming a kindergarten playground.

Did you do a gay today? 

1 minute ago, Yagoda said:

I rest my case LOL

You are what you eat. 

In other news, Jake Paul calls out Dick Van Dyke and Jimmy Carter. 

2 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

By the tenor of your posts, it could be that you try it regularly.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that." 

You forgot the punchline. 

5 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Turn off the headphones blaring propaganda into your ears.

I'm sure that's merely dried toothpaste on your chin. The ones who hate the most are the most conflicted. Even your avatar is a phallus. 

2 hours ago, Yagoda said:

No they needed to be married because marriage to most people has religious connotations and the homosexual movement wanted to make sure that they spit in people's faces

Take your hood off so we can hear you better. 

15 hours ago, FruitPudding said:

 

Don't gays in civil partnerships have the same rights as a married couple?

 

What's the difference?

 

Why not just be in a civil partnership?

Great point, "Fruit Pudding."  

Also, why not have segregated bathrooms if they are just as good as the "normal" bathrooms? Why not have gays sit in the back of busses? I mean, they still get to their destination. What's the problem? Separate but equal is the way to go, right? 

On 11/15/2024 at 9:14 AM, JimTripper said:

I was at a cafe yesterday and intentionally sat off to the side to not get involved with anyone. Quite pleasant. I was watching some ladies walk by and enjoying my latte when this gay looking Thai guy sits down nearby and keeps glancing over at me. Kind of annoying!

Have you tried BBC therapy? 

DELETE. 

Burkhas are hot. Trans women are hotter than cis. So, a trans woman in a burkha would be the ultimate. You'll never regret it.