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She asked for a snack and got a snake.

8 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

And so it continues... 

Agree 100% .

On 7/23/2022 at 12:15 PM, hotchilli said:

Duff subs, duff mine detectors, what else has this guy managed to buy that doesn't work.

A police force.

When I were a lad , several years ag in England , when learning to drive a car and to warn others that driving was a new experience we had to attach L plates to the car.  Imagine that over here , the locals would be aghast !  Admitting you were a mere learner , 'eaven forbid a total loss of respek innit .

I am sure there are lots of Fruits walking the streets of Patts. right now . One or two out up here.

11 hours ago, FalangKino said:

What?

What I was thinking.

We felt the earth move in Maechan , quite scary as beyond our control. The later rumble at 4 ish we slept through.

39 minutes ago, grain said:

When I went to primary school we had a subject called Mental Arithmetic. So all my life, whether it's in restaurants, bars, shops, I can tally up the bill in my head faster than any of these cashiers & checkout people with their calculators and computers....and I'm actually not particularly good at math.

Yes and we still use mental arithmetic.  EG  6 apples at 4B = 24 B. I went to a place nearby that I often visit for a coffee. Coffee 40B cigarettes 70B and out comes the calculator , I like it when I have the right money while they are looking for the calculator.

My wife said the girl down the road is good at school with her maths. I said " How is she doing with her 12 X tables. ? "

I think around 1968 The Turtles had a big hit with  Happy together. If it rose from 6 in the charts up to # 1 There must be a combination of numbers .....................sorry , I am an old rambler.

On 7/14/2022 at 7:13 AM, worgeordie said:

Please sir may I have some more......

 

regards Worgeordie

Food glorious food hot sausage and mustard , while we're in the mood cold jelly and custard.

But not tonight , that will be Chicken Tikka Masala.

57 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think with many modern cars the problem is that they need battery power to run all the electronics. If they are not ON then you can crank the engine as much as you want, it won't start.

How can you crank the engine with no battery power ?

..........................led by Indians , the Cowboys will arrive very shortly.

22 hours ago, Skeptic7 said:

Going in 2 weeks. Hope my rental isn't a smoker!????

Would that be a lady or a car ?

11 minutes ago, Iamfalang said:

Amulet of Thor!!!!  

 

Before we all make fun (oops, I did already), I'm sure that book with the cross on it tells some stories that are a little far-fetched.    

The picture of his dwellings reminded me of Daniel v 7 .  My shack , your shack and a bungalow . Look it up.

I put gasahol 95 in my Forza , I think a bigger bang is more efficent than using 91 so I like to think that the bike runs better on 95 so the 27 or so Satang means the bike may well go further.  Just my view.

Ye Gods those thighs would pop yer contact lenses out !

I think I will be 87 and will be taking less interest in football than I even do now.