Did you start learning Chinese yet? And any money or property you have, is going to be confiscated. That's the world you are hoping for when you said the US is going away.
There is much more to Pattaya than you think, but you'd have to get off your barstool to find it.
https://www.getyourguide.com/pattaya-l182/family-friendly-activities-tc1094/
I don't like Trump either, but rooting for him to fail is rooting for a worldwide economic collapse. So I'm hoping his policies work out for the next 4 years.