Why not go that extra mile as they usually do when having their usual knee jerk (oops, we did F all again as usual) I think everyone should be made to wear their own personal seismograph arranged by the usual benevolent dictators that run the place - Hell, they can charge tourists $100 per day to rent a mandatory seismic warning device, along with their personal flood detector which is mounted besides their rented personal tracking device that lets the benevolent dictatorship to track you and make you safe at all times when discovering new places under the coconut shell of Thailand.
I would hope that those registering for the Thailand Elite Card will be given Geiger counters too in case of radiation leaks, this will be fitted just to the left of the yellow canary that will protect these wealth infusing foreign tourists.
Special offers include a free 3 month rental on the coffee shop of your choice after you rack up two qualifying stays.
Whoops - almost forgot the $60 rental for the personal Tsunami and large wave indicator protection system.