Nong Khai Man

He Said They'd be " In for a Shock " Maybe he'll Taser Them.......

They Still sell it in Cartons Though

555 !! That's Funny ( NOT )

Loads Of Milk up here in Nong Khai......Including Mejii

I prefer to buy 'Party Dairy' 2l milk from BigC for 83bht......That's What I Buy as well, But bought 2L Last Tuesday Dated BBF 9/DEC ......And it's Getting Taken back tomorrow 4/DEC as it's Gone Off in the Fridge....

So Do yer reckon the Thai prisoners Like a bit of Kosher ??

Exactly !! As they are Probably The TOUGHEST Security on Earth !!!.....I Know I've been there it's a Lot HARDER Leaving Israel than Arriving there......

That is THE Understatement of The Year M8.....They Really are a Shower of C***** !!

I DO.....120 Baht a BLOODY Year too,What a Rip-Off......555 !!

So When is Your Flight Departing ? Seeing as you like it So Much !!

Certainly The TOT Do Anyway !!

Sorry M8, The Spouse Bereavement Payment has been Discontinued a Couple of Years ago ....My Wife will get NOWT When I Depart this mortal coil....Even though She did pay NIC's for the 8 or so years She lived in the U.K. With me....

Ahhhh !! There YOU Have it....Local Hotels around Heathrow are those INSIDE the M25 Area for London Cabs,As you say you stayed in Slough which is NOT & Would be a FIXED Fare which the driver would've told You & He Would NOT Have engaged the Meter as It was UP2U YOU to AGREE Before starting the Journey....I Hope YOU Understand that now.... Try taking a London Black Cab off the rank at Heathrow to a local Heathrow Hotel, also a small journey, they will charge u the same fare as it costs to go into London, NO It Isn't ....FYI.....Even at the top of 35 US$ I Reckon You would only pay Approx 28 Pounds .....30 With a Tip ....555 !!. Results Taxi Heathrow to Slough 12mUS$28 - US$3513.7 km Journey overview HeathrowHeathrow, England 12m13.7 km SloughSlough, England Find hotels in SloughRooms from US$60 on Pricing information Expect to pay:US$28 - US$35

Yessssssssssssssss !! A VERY Long time ago M8 !! But It Wasn't Short by any means !! Know What I Mean ??

Try taking a London Black Cab off the rank at Heathrow to a local Heathrow Hotel, also a small journey, they will charge u the same fare as it costs to go into London, again, to make it worth his time .......YOU Are Spouting RUBBISH,The Cab has to Take Them to wherever they want to go,The Driver charges whatever is on the Meter ( Has to engage the meter ) to be INSURED By Law,He then gets a Docket to go to the FRONT of the Rank on his return IF He gets back WITHIN ONE Hour.....I Gather YOU Have never been a London Cab Driver then " Eh ??

You got Ripped Off, I Only had to ask 500 Times !!

Did She have ANY Boobs ???

Be interesting to know how many the hospitals treat for bites.....They ALL Will,So Long as You got the Money to pay them !!

Just to say, I Had been here 4 Years until My U.K. GP Found out I Was Living here,I Phoned him on Skype & Tried to Blag Him that I Was only " Working " Offshore then he asked me when I was due to go back to the U.K. I said " In about 6 Months " So he just said I Cannot keep writing Prescriptions for you but I'll give you 6 more months & THAT Will be your'e last until you come back & see me in Person.....Needless to say that was me " <deleted> " End of Story !!!

But He Hadn't PAID For their Services Yet !!

Oi, I Was going to tell him THAT !!

I remain on the books of the local doctor. I have lived in Thailand for 16 years.....I Bet You Ain't Told HIM That !!

Well ASll I Can say is that THEY Have Changed !!

He Thinks Someone Bubbled Him M8.....

I'd Just Tell Them to " Stuff Their Account " Where the Sun Don't Shine.....