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fondue zoo

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  1. I enjoy the informal way of things, although please stop asking me to taste the food in your hand that you keep holding up to my face after I just saw you changing your toddler. It's aroi, good, you try it, just try it, very good. Yes, I'm sure it is but why do I smell poop.
  2. He is either willfully not understanding his true position or it's a "the show must go on" thing. Doesn't matter either way but I'd guess a little from column A and a little from column B. Still, have to keep in mind politicians at his level are surrounded by a crew of sycophants all telling them "good job" and "that's a great idea". They're only human after all and we are a gullible breed.
  3. Everything loosey goosey as usual. Can't wriggle later if you don't give yourself wriggle room now. I wonder how the Thai rich are going to avoid all this.
  4. so much stupid at so many levels
  5. Wait, farang องคชาต, I think I've heard that in the 7/11 when I visit, but not in a good way, I'm not sure what the word in Thai is for small.
  6. This. His 'little book of secrets', the type of book they all seem to have to one degree or another, may still hold a few toe curlers.
  7. What the hell are you talking about, more flowery I say! We need a Shakespearean text mode.
  8. Wait, does this mean we're all not ..special anymore
  9. Wait, does that mean the forum owner has infinity pool and endless mohito money now?
  10. Incoming test post with all the swears.
  11. Were they pretty? If you're pretty you don't have to pay. It's science.
  12. Look, all I want to know is how many monks it's going to take to un-defile the shrine. My guess is a month long team effort with a battalion of monks, extreme chanting, and lot of that white protection string. The Jedi are going to feel this one...
  13. From what I've seen these contractors can't pave or concrete for shiet. - no sir, you cannot use cardboard for your formwork. - no sir, leveling using a large wooden board you have your "assistant" walk back and forth on is maybe not the best way. Yes, I realise she's a big gal but it still won't work. (this happened) Points though for creative macgyvering.
  14. Everyone all of a sudden.
  15. Quick, someone do a David Attenborough voice over. Here, we see, the white Caucasian honky at play, enjoying the cooling waters, taking the opportunity to rinse his plumage and crack.
  16. I love it, it's all part of the magic that is forum'ing. You're a good bunch of people, what are you having for lunch today? 5 minutes later Annnnd your mother!, Annnnd your mother! you all suck and have small genitalia!
  17. Never had me some nice diarrhea, mine have always been shiet.
  18. dogs pfft, so yesterday. It's Thailand, cobra pits and man traps.
  19. Being on a tropical island brings out the inner warrior.
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