Been there, done that. I don't normally use a toilet outside my domicile, but after some dodgy noodle soup there I found myself on the throne. Had to put my cheaters on to operate the toilet. I must admit my experience was more of awe than panic.
I highly suggest you refresh your memory of the term scapegoating.
Sales plummeted after the famous Mulvaney commercial. Had sales been down prior to the commercial, then you'd have an argument.
Yes, of course it's legal. It's a part of doing business in Thailand. The ones who cry foul the loudest must be to broke to afford the valuable services of an agent. I do my own extensions but I'm seriously considering an agent for the next one.
In all seriousness having drinking in the bars become part of your life is an easy trap for many. I have a kid here, but many times wonder how my days would go if I didn't.