SAFETY FIRST

Not sure when immigration relocated from soi 8 Beach Road to Jomtien soi 5. I do remember visiting the soi 8 office early 2000's.

Well, it's about bloody time..... It's been 2 or 3 days since I read about a Drunken Foreigner Causing Panic in Pattaya, who was Wandering around Naked & Armed with a Knife. Sadly we still have many more weeks of high season

Bank Gold, soi Rungland

Have you got a brother called Bob? You have lots of nice stories. 😂

My smart watch tells me the time.

I store my investments safely. Why on earth would anyone wear a Rolex watch around Pattaya? I have a smart watch, fitness tracker I wear, why would I want a Seiko?

It's obvious we are 2 people at opposite ends of the spectrum. You having never grown up, only commenting with hostility and antagonizism. Try scrolling past comments instead of nasty replies. When you was young, I bet you was the kid that got a beating everyday in the school playground, judging by your replies.

You're screwed. I remember reading you have around 1M baht to last for the next dozen years or so, until you reach pension age or something similar.

The OP is pulling our leg. He works at a Sydney hospital, his title is Senior Floor Mop Person. He earns around $70, $80 an hour, 11% superannuation on top. He owns property in Sydney (average house prices above $1M), has a stack of cash in his superannuation fund. The guy is loaded, probably over frugal, just looking for a plan once he hangs up the mop. Anyway, I'm not complaining, his topics are always good for a laugh.

Oh OK, maybe that's the Spanish condominium

That would be Nirun condominium.

I wouldn't be telling too many people about your condition.

Cops are very busy doing other important things.

I'm Aussie, RigPig, so that's a big NO, no flaunting from me. Children's mother did/does regularly, I hate it. My girlfriend dresses casual, no bling, very little makeup, I dress shorts, T shirt and sneakers. Most of my friends are well off, they don't flaunt. Rolex and other high prices items stored in bank vault, safety box, never worn.

This is unique, I've never seen 'beautiful' and 'Flybird' in the same sentence before

Living in Flybird you will start to drink. I see Lots of foreigners living in Flybird, drinking outside 7eleven, out front of Flybird every afternoon. ChickyBabes would be your expense, if you're on a budget, I heard the ladyboy's are much cheaper.

I'm middle aged, in my 50's

Yes, the scams keep coming, sadly. I always use my credit card for the more expensive purchases. A few times now I've been sent the wrong item etc., I pop into my kasikorn branch, the girl behind service desk helps me fill out the forms, I have a chat to kasikorn official over the phone and a few weeks later my card has been credited the full amount.

Yes, that handsome Muppet is wearing a Chang shirt 🍺 The girls gave me dirty looks as I walked in the door.

Forget the Chang crap, give this beer a go. I was cruising around the dark side on my PCX a couple of months ago, Saw these lovely ladies promoting this beer.....not bad. 👍

If they are not employed, only local lads, who are they? I would like to pay their wages.

Well said and well noted. 👍

OK, understood but the Thai's need to be vigilant, they need to keep us GOOD PEOPLE safe. Never OTP, I love how they call in recruits to defend, at times I want to join the Thai's. 🇹🇭

If you carry on like a drunken fool expect the same treatment. If it's you that misbehaves, I would cheer on the Thai's to give you a smack, knock some sense into you. I have nothing to be scared of, I don't act the fool, I don't antagonize or provoke others. Some here have had poor parenting, they need a good beating to be taught a lesson.

How lovely, my neighbours tree attracks the chirping birds. At times they prune the tree, birds disappear until tree regrows. I'm sure you'll be sad once the birds depart.