One beach is very much like any other, you get sand everywhere if you can get to it,
Movies?.....millions available on line, and after 90 minutes in a cold cinema?....
Parks...555, water parks are good for kids if not safe for them, after you have seen Million Stone Park and Nong Nooch, for which you will pay way over the top,
Crocodiles and elehpants........cruelty to animals,
Fireworks about twice a year adding to air pollution,
Shows, concerts...mostly deafening, festivals ie Song Kran and Loy Kratong, OK if you are a water-loving Buddhist,
You can only eat in restaurants a maximum of 3 times a day but spend HOURS deciding on which one to eat in, only to be possibly disappointed.
Stay at home, cook yourself, watch telly, put some sand on your lawn, get a pet croc or elephant,
Have I been here too long or speak the truth?