Same here, but best to be prepared as Baden Powell said.
If you have a Tax Disc (not in UK these days) then you must have the Por RarBor.
Saying that, if the four tyres on your car survive a kicking by the Inspector, the all is OK.
No but I can recommend leaving the 'marriage' bit until you get home to wherever you come from.
Why do it here? Will it alter your relationship, or just cost you a lot of hassle and money.
Whoever put the SAD emoji, is SAD. He is one of the finest singers the UK has produced for a long time. Forget the song which rocketed him to stardom, listen to his albums in the past few years. Brilliant.