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How long has he been in the Monkey House.......three weeks. Good behaviour now, wait until he has been in for 6 months. His Grandchildren will not write to him.........do they know how to these days?

My God, if you can remember a post about a passport problem from 14 years ago, you need to get a Mensa medal, or get a life!

BMI is calculated by Weight in kg / Height in Mtrs squared. So to get it down, try growing a few centimetres.

BMI is fairly easy to calculate as long as you put in your correct height. But, yes, the rest are just BS, same as watches which can measure you blood pressure etc. I asked Chat GPT how it could work, and again some BS about it sending a current through your body and measuring resistances and capacitances. Total BS.

Too late, I already spent my Bht 158. 555

So GG, how exceedingly old are you. I want to fly off the handle when you, and some others, post multiple rubbish things, three times in an evening. And plonkers who still call this forum TV!

Even scales at the hospital I go to show differing weights. At least on this, if I pick up two bags of sugar I go up 2kg. 555

That's what I wanted, but they all do the same these days.

Yes I agree. It says my body fat is healthy, but my visceral fat is obese. Weight seems accurate enough.

No need to shout.

Someone can't even spell Marble correctly. AI or Trump's lot.

ChatGPT or Co-Pilot? Should the headline not be Right up her Passage?

Was he 17 or 21 when this happened? His haircut should be performed about 12 inches lower, and deeper. And then his pubic hair, done by a blind barber.

Now I know GG, you are completely nuts. 555

Yep, 3 out, over 1000 in last weekend.

Or turn Spellchecker on.

But how many people worship in those 4800 churches compared with the 500 mosques?

You obviously do not understand Mr Hunt's sarcasm.

I had to get a new UK Passport earlier this year due to a washing machine accident. New passport via Thai Visa in Pattaya, all done online, cost me 6000 for passport plus 6000 for them, who did everything. PP was back in one month. So the 10 year PP cost me 12000, which is only 1200 per year, so stop worrying about losing time on it. Went to IO with both PPs, and they had all my Visa info starting in 2009 in their computer. Half an hour later, the original Visa was in my new PP, no charge.

I am not insulting you by calling you a liar, but cannot understand how you and your IO can bypass the rules about the deposit in the bank going below the required figure, and your IO does not require 12 month statements and letters of possession of said accounts, copies of your Bank book, updated on the day you apply as most member IOs do. I am far from being an angry person with attitude problems. What makes you think that.

But do not tell DWP that you are coming back to Thailand.

Maybe, I've just been lucky. You must be the only one then, or has anyone else had the same experience?

But read the posts on that company first.

On the bog as well? Because this post is full of the proverbial Bull....as usual. The same sort of thing used to happen to me when I was younger. That's why I have not set foot in a gym for 55 years. 555