ChipButty

Thai's are crap at giving directions, dont ask better

I would imagine if people are taking their dogs to the supermarket they would get followed by the soi dogs that control that area, could get nasty

some do

It used to be 23 years ago, my first ever night in Bangkok and the young lady was kneeling down infront of me pouring me a beer, when she asked me would I like Head sir, best I don't answer that

Loads of them,

Thai people have a good idea who it is, Im not saying here

enhance their services rather than opting for lower prices. Does that include staff training and food hygiene? buy a toaster that works

They dont worry about lttle things like that here

Don't let them search you on the street it has been known to plant something on you,

I'll just put this one down to really slow news today,

The police asked him how low can you get? well I had a chihuahua,

Thailand was bared from the world cup years ago, everytime they got a corner they wanted to open a shop

I will be long gone bye the time that happened,

Do you have a link to that? I doubt that very much,

A simple way to describe the bar scene it's all one big game, you see a bar with flashing lights sexy little Thai girls shouting hey handsome man where you go?, all of a sudden you think all your birthdays have come at once and your brains end up in your dick, Most of these girls don't get paid to work in the bars, how they make money is by hustling, for every drink you bought her she gets a percentage, if you looked at your bill them drinks would have been double the cost, and if you were to take her out of the bar you would have paid a "Bar Fine", how much I don't know these days. Then you pay her to spend the night with you, you see how it works? they have a few 1000's baht out of you, the following day it's rinse and repeat,

Think of it like this you are a Walking ATM it's all about money here how much they can extract from you,

Calm down people here are just winding you up, they cant do <deleted> all, yes people get black listed after being charged and convicted for an offence not of the word of some slapper

Dont reply just keep it as evidence she' just a nasty piece of <deleted>, your problem was buying her a few drinks and getting to friendly and being your first time here, bye the way they don't like us guys who have been here a long time and can speak Thai, They all like to think they have some connections "My brother is a Big policeman" I've heard it all, I had one threatened to send the army, navy and the air force, send them all at once lets get it over with, Maybe your mistake was you made her lose Face in the bar, not a good idea in Thailand, you let her get to close in that time,

Around Tong Lor was famous even years ago for getting pulled, I used to hear alsorts of stories,

pay online like we do,

They stand outside schools here in Phuket watching kids 4 up on a bike with no helmets,

It just doesn't happen to farang, one night with my wife and her friend we couldn't get a taxi about the 5th one decided to take us,

Do you guys ever stop moaning? it's just the odd clown on the road just sit back and let them go

It's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know

Or the Mia Noi's open for them