sherwood

Tell em nothing and deny everything.

Seems to work for Thai's.

The mouthpiece has work to do and messages to relay.

Flaming joke of a party leader and  spokesperson for the "soft power" of Songkran.

Struth 

Not to worry Thailand is working on being number one.

Seems a bit archaic, haven't seen a TM47 form in five or more years in Korat.

Must be a lot of rif-raf up that way.555

10 hours ago, John Drake said:

What's the dog in the picture staring at?

Probably an idiot!

18 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

"Can someone please educate the writer of this article in basic math?"

No one's maths needs to be checked, but someone needs to educate you about basic English comprehension, all the report said about Thailand was, "...in the last two years, there has been a change", that is 100% accurate.

Stop skipping your medication. 

Struth 

And? 

One less to avoid.

15 minutes ago, sqwakvfr said:

This guy in BKK is ready(just a little early).  Now he has time to upgrade his equipment.  Apparently he thought the water gun fights would last for 3 weeks and not 3 days.  The article says he is a visitor from China. 

Struth I really do dislike the Chinese.

1 hour ago, Iron Tongue said:

I don't know if I'd feel safe aboard a joint China-Thailand space vehicle, but the food aboard should be pretty awesome! 

WHAT !!

Why would eat <deleted> when there is better food as in MREs

Never mind, if someone is talking up Thailand in space expect a counter story next week.

1 hour ago, Bday Prang said:

                 I am actually surprised there are people like that here, I didn't think people of that nature were even attracted to places like Thailand, I'm sure they didn't exist here years ago and I personally have never knowingly met anybody of that nature  in real life,   Where do they live?  where do they socialise, do they actually have any real friends?  How do their ex bargirl wives even cope with them?  

                My guess is they can normally be found safely tucked away in their gated communities, splitting their time between shopping in "Tops"  and the golf course or chairing meetings of their residents association . Then, in the evenings they retire to their "office" with their glass of red wine  and scour websites like this looking for anything that they can vent their pent up frustrations on from behind the safety of their keyboards

                 One such person on this thread has actually posted his own proposals for stricter immigration rules.!  predictably consisting of" deportation and a ban"  starting off  for a mere 7 days overstay and gravitating to a " life time ban"  sad  but true

                  Do these sanctimonious geriatrics, encouraging others to become police informants, understand that even cutting their own manicured lawns or trimming the roses could theoretically land them in the IDC as they themselves become a deportation statistic.  The Thai immigration authorities will not consider them any differently from a Russian mafioso or a German overstayer despite their own perceived social status as quality expats 

                 What goes around tends to come around, people should be careful what they wish for

As one of your so called geriatric brigade I hope you have a wonderful life.

Nah, really, go get a black dog fair up ya.

Prick

Unbelievable Thailand!

On 3/17/2024 at 3:40 PM, GarryP said:

We want to to have a water borehole drilled at the front of our house. Problem is that access is quite limited. Maybe a pickup could fit but not a 6 wheel truck, so trying to find alternatives in my area. Doesn't look that promising.   

Of if give a drilling crew a job they will find a way.

11 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

Ah age related digestive issues, very common,  you should ask the day nurse to feed you only bland food.  "Khao  Tom" is ideal for your sort, but make sure to consume it with some bread and butter, and wash it down with some milky tea.  You could ask matron tonight when she is tucking you into your adult pampers  before lights out  or is it too late for that ? it is 8:30 pm after all. 

 

 

Goodnight Mister Ed.

Quickest mind in the known universe.

Love your work

17 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

 I'm not normally one of the grammar police, but shouldn't you have used the plural "pussies"  it fits the rest of the attempted insult much more appropriately  

 

interesting use of the word "we"     presumably referring to your fellow geriatric keyboard warriors,  (AKA pussies)  whose contribution to any uprising would be limited to posting a few sad faced emojis on a website like this,  in between bouts of incontinence, and before your afternoon nap of course,   Although in the case of a revolution I imagine the internet will be shut down , along with the day room so that will be a double whammy for you to contend with

No fella I stated "pussy" because I was referring to you specifically. 

I just vomited a little in my mouth whilst reading your pathetic retort.

4 hours ago, Bday Prang said:

is there really such a thing as a "fine weapon"  personally i find them all revolting

Well being a pussy when the time comes for revolting we will give you a pocket full of rocks.

Good luck.

We had a good wet season and yes Songkran is a money maker but it doesn't grow food.

The rains should come again soon.

23 minutes ago, Everyman said:

I think we can be sure that non Thai citizens won’t be able to use these new banks at all. That may be cynical it’s probably right. 

I for one would not even be interested in using one.

That's why we have loan sharks.

Then again, how much for a license application...

Farang traffic violation.

Thai traffic violation, no problem.

Stupid situation and lucky the stupid cops are still alive to recount their heroics. 

Scoot never asked for an onward ticket, Perth Sing Bkk.

Luck of the draw, extension is very easy to do here.

Yer yer yer, new format on the Tax and the customs clowns will just make more money.

Almost enough to stop a fella drinking.