Minburi

Find the local stores that sell Thai products and veggies. See if there are and local Thai groups and Thai wat/temple close by.

Find the best Calling cards as in cost per minute for calling Thailand.

After all a shoe is just a shoe .

Ed Sullivan once said

Heres to a really good shoe.

Updates on Posh Palace/Beckham tower

There will be speakers throughout the home and yard playing soccer songs between the hours of 9 a.m and 1.p.m followed by the greatest hits by posh which will finish at 1 p.m and 8 seconds....

A pool is being built in the shape Daves left butt cheek exact in every detail according to posh.

Well in the Pizza hut its Pizza

In the Sizzler its a menu followed by food poisoning

Starbucks its a steamed milk

In some of the large malls in the bathrooms its that small tiny pack of tissue paper

Hmmmmm

Maybe this is a khoinky dink but I saw this backpacker with a large shoe shaped knapsack made up of 2 size 13 shoes wandering around KSR looking for a bottle of foot powder who looked very sinister.

Can I have a description of the said missing bigfoot coverings you lost?

...and cigars being smoked by socks and women on trampolines

Cigars smoked by socks?

SIgh..As it seeps in..Sock puppet..cigar smoking puppet...

So what you are saying is that everyone here who has a special forum has some sort of inferiority complexes?

Most of the minority fora are just that, for minorities. Since the vast majority of TV members are British (Oz?) males then we cannot be a minority so we can't have a minority forum.

As an American male, I think we need a simultaneous translation forum. I don't understand what it means when people call me a whinger, prat or plonker.

Do you get called these often?

Whinger..Hes the guy who follows the lead pilot everywhere..

Prat.. That is what you call a rat when you have a lisp

Plonker.... Golfer who is not very good?

By all means please correct me

...and cigars being smoked by socks and women on trampolines

Cigars smoked by socks?

So what you are saying is that everyone here who has a special forum has some sort of inferiority complexes?

Most of the minority fora are just that, for minorities. Since the vast majority of TV members are British (Oz?) males then we cannot be a minority so we can't have a minority forum.

Besides, can you imagine the headaches the mods. would get attempting to control the uncontrollable, there would only be three threads anyway:-

• Women
  
• Beer
  
• Cars
  
• Sex( you forgot sex)
  

Possibly with an STD sub-forum - "My willy's gone orange, is it something I should worry about or should I stop eating Wotsits whilst watching pron DVDs?"

Anything else would be ruled as non-relevant to men and closed forthwith

I Hope the Moderators put an end to this demeaning and sterotyping of poor males and i myself am offened by these jokes.

This must stop.

(bursting into tears and rushing off)

They did seem to be very happy to me

Why do we need a men's forum? That would mean we want to feel special as nobody seems to noticue us. It would mean we have inferiority complexes.

Farang pub is basically a men's forum anyway.

So what you are saying is that everyone here who has a special forum has some sort of inferiority complexes?

Men Only forum? Get's my vote.

I'd also like to see a 'male only' sub forum for personal problems of a sexual nature where I can discuss incredibly personal issues with other, caring, sharing guys and get some good advice if required.

Cheers

Ack..Maybe a mens Forum is not such a good idea

There is a Forum for about everything here. Gay, Ladies the new airport, pets, food, and drinking and smoking.

Why is there not a forum for men in this P.C world we are in?

The whole forum is basically a boys club.

Stop being such a girl about it.

Thanks, cdnvic - you saved me having to say exactly that (only mine would have been a tad less polite! )

Since this is a mans topic I would expect only men to reply (Which I now can do as I have removed my bra for CDNVIC..

There is a Forum for about everything here. Gay, Ladies the new airport, pets, food, and drinking and smoking.

Why is there not a forum for men in this P.C world we are in?

The whole forum is basically a boys club.

Stop being such a girl about it.

If its the Bra I am wearing that makes you call me a girl I can take it off

There is a Forum for about everything here. Gay, Ladies the new airport, pets, food, and drinking and smoking.

Why is there not a forum for men in this P.C world we are in?

A few things not known till now about the home...

It will be shaped as a soccerball(Football) There will be flower gardens that when viewed from above

are the faces of Beckham and his lovely wife former spice girl Lady Posh. A recording studio will be built

in the shape beckingham place where David(to his close friend..Me) and Posh will record their multi platinum hit album ..Bend it in me(Back up vocals from Britney and K-fed)

More info to come

Poems are nice

Examples are

In the days of old when knights were bold(No that won`t work)

There was an young lady from Nantucket(No never mind)

Poems are nice...

Stop covering it with peanut butter?

I thought Thai visa was all about helping people and giving advice to fellow farangs in trouble.Please A Traveller and Minburi do not be so judgemental of people.Are you really that full of self importance and have no skeletons in your cupboards ?

jai yen yen !

I am as far from important(ask my wife)as I can think but I also abide by the laws of Thailand.

Well heres my advice. Do the crime serve the time. He has overstayed he is in violation of a Thai immigration polices. There is no gray area. And if there is please point it out to me as the rules are in place with respect to this situation.

You want to hold hands with the Op and sing KHum bai yah fine but he has still broken the law.

Yes, Minburi correctly pointed out.'He has broken the law'.But are we not on here to try to help 'our friends' who are in a bit of trouble and give them some constructive advice and not condemn them? Who makes us the executioner? He will get his deserts when he has to go and explain himself but at least let us try to give him some advice and not tell him what a fool he has been.

Also I am sure your wife thinks you are very important.....

You are right. I guess its a pet preeve of mine people that over stay. And no I should not cast any stones thats for sure. My regerts to you. It is in my humble and yet bais opinion I was commenting on and the O.p does deserve a break and the best of luck.

Chicken feet in gravey is pretty bad. But watching my wife and her sister eat a fish from nose to tail is pretty gross. But the nice this is nothing goes to waste. The leftovers what little there are goes to the Cat.

I thought Thai visa was all about helping people and giving advice to fellow farangs in trouble.Please A Traveller and Minburi do not be so judgemental of people.Are you really that full of self importance and have no skeletons in your cupboards ?

jai yen yen !

I am as far from important(ask my wife)as I can think but I also abide by the laws of Thailand.

Well heres my advice. Do the crime serve the time. He has overstayed he is in violation of a Thai immigration polices. There is no gray area. And if there is please point it out to me as the rules are in place with respect to this situation.

You want to hold hands with the Op and sing KHum bai yah fine but he has still broken the law.

Som Nam naa

You know the rules. If you get caught and then end up in IDC whose fault is that? Thai officals? No yours.

Fade in

7-11 masked in a warm light of the sun as it rises into the sky above Bagkok Noi. Out walk two brothers wearing George W masks holding loot from their successful scam to rob this center of wealth and bad tasting hot dogs.

Thai police officer in his tight brown uniform rides in on motorcycles. Officer stops and first throw ticket book at brothers and then pulls his gun loads one bullet in it.

Thai Police

(shot ringout a soi dog falls behind brothers)

Stop police.(officer realizes his mistake)

Stop police(reloads and shot rings out)

One George W masked robber falls other george W puts hands up dropping ill gotten lot. Thai police waves down and stops taxi with headlight broken and fines him 500 baht tea money then and walks over to food vendour and grabs a durien and places it in hand of downed George W robber.

Thai Police

That sure looks like a gernade.

I would like to say that this has all been very helpful as we are getting unit for a our bedroom. I am still unsure how much BTU it should be but I know it will be a Mitsubishi so thank you all.