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On 9/27/2019 at 4:51 AM, OneMoreFarang said:

I wouldn't want to spend even one hour with a 60 year old woman.

You would seriously blow off Jamie Lee Curtis ?  I'd put a wig on her and die like a lab rat hooked on cocaine.....Some women (yes very few ) can hit that  Vikki LaMotta  phase and look better with time.....

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler?
 a Rottweiler ....and a small pile of fur.

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Patient:  Doctor I think I 'm coming down with amnesia
Doctor: My tests prove you're right, from now on you'll need to pay in advance. 

(*Rodney Dangerfield*)

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I hate people who take drugs.  The DEA is number one on my list.                 _{Drug Enforcement Administration}

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Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife got hit by a bus.
Roger:  I’m aware of that, but Karen is great with the kids and has a wonderful personality.

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"Left my wife this morning"......Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?” 
“She’s a liar and a cheat! She said she was at her sister’s all night .”
So? Maybe she was.”
No freakin way man,. ...."I was with her sister all night ”

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Found My wife hanging from a rope in the attic.
There was a note saying,  Roger "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!"
I desperately cut the rope and administered CPR. Thankfully I could bring her back to life. 
As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, honey that's not how you spell criticism."

1 hour ago, FritsSikkink said:

But street sellers are not famous for selling real stuff.

Turkish man arrested for making fake "Kamagra" jelly

Taken into evidence were 46,700 sachets of Kamagra. The packaging claimed they were produced in India. 

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"46700 sachets"

That's the volume of how much fake Kamagra will regularly hit the market in Thailand.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' .......Well, do ya,   ...........

https://forum.thaivisa.com/topic/1114067-turkish-man-arrested-for-making-fake-kamagra-jelly/

59 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

how do i do if i want to follow this thread ?

click inside the [Follow] to the right of the headline of this thread you'll get a notification at the top of your screen whenever you sign in to thaivisa.com..........

53 minutes ago, Ketyo said:

Or are they in Thailand taking menial jobs illegally?

• Cambodia Forum ,Cambodia News  ........

 Seems like they knew where to find what they were looking for.  As they say, the devil is in the details.    

Cambodia is turning into a mighty fine place for the Chinese to have a little crime spree

https://www.khmertimeskh.com/50644059/six-arrested-on-suspicion-of-armed-robberies/

https://www.khmertimeskh.com/50637891/150-scammers-deported-to-china/

https://www.khmertimeskh.com/50608408/duo-charged-over-kidnappings/

https://www.khmertimeskh.com/38302/cambodia-deports-74-chinese-over-extortion/

https://www.khmertimeskh.com/501301/chinese-nationals-jailed-for-rape-and-extortion/
https://www.khmertimeskh.com/50606896/more-than-50-nabbed-over-online-gambling/

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5 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

Upset ????

well at least she didn't end like her shady cousin Ida  who gets called a  "hoe" everywhere she goes.....

or their crazy uncle "Chip" who always tries to coerce people to eat fish, drink beverages or eat strange food dips .  

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10 minutes ago, mikebell said:

In it together.  A house and a car must amount to at least a couple of million and no one noticed for a year?

It might also imply that this was not the only method she used to steal money .

An investigation might eventually show the car and home purchases to be a result of fraudulently obtained loans from the bank or possibly some type of embezzlement from customer accounts .

Of course I have no proof in this case but it has happened before where money was taken directly from customer accounts and had to be replaced by Bangkok Bank last October.

20 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Tarantino wasn't in the scene, so how could he be bringing himself up? Brad Pitt was the winner.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood   was written , directed by and partially produced by Quentin Tarantino

Box office‎: ‎$310.6 million .    

Tarantino wrote and directed the fictitious scene in this movie for the purpose of improving the financial success of the movie that he would also receive acclaim and  financial reward for.

 Is this something that you are unaware of ? 

Did you really think the character played by Brad Pitt was real ? It never happened. Nor did Bruce Lee ever make any negative statements against Muhammad Ali. It never happened . Brad Pitt was acting in the part of a person who never existed.  Bruce Lee was an actual person being portrayed as an a$$hole by the actor in that scene written by and directed by Tarantino..... Are you really confusing this movie with reality ?.......What did Brad Pitt win ?????  It never happened to begin with with.

Do you understand the meaning of the word exploitation ?  Would it have been funny if it was a fabricated fight scene between a fake person and President Robert F. Kennedy or mother Teresa ?

  I'm in my mid 60s now but a few years ago I was attacked in Los Angeles by 2 assailants in their 30s. If it were not for Jeet Kune Do training created by Bruce Lee , I don't believe the outcome would have ended in my favor as it did.  Yes , I am taking this personally.

My Avatar photo is that of the actor James Coburn who just happened to be a student of Bruce Lee as well as one of the Pallbearers at the funeral of Bruce Lee along with Steve McQueen.  Bruce Lee was a highly respected individual who died because of a tragic combination of events. His son also died tragically.  The fabricated scene in the movie (it never happened in reality ) is a demeaning insult to his memory and to the worldwide achievements he made as an individual.   

Further comments from his daughter

"When sharing her criticism of her father's portrayal Shannon pointed out what she felt was a missed opportunity by Tarantino. "Given how sympathetic Tarantino's portrayal of Steve McQueen, Jay Sebring, and Sharon Tate is, I'm surprised he didn't afford the same courtesy to Lee, the only non-white character in the film," she told The Wrap earlier this month. "He could have achieved the same effect -- using Bruce to make Brad Pitt's character look tough -- without the mockery

9 hours ago, Kinnock said:

There's been fake doctors and a fake airline pilot in the West, so no justification to act so superior.

St.Louis  https://www.beckershospitalreview.com/legal-regulatory-issues/fake-nurse-who-worked-at-st-louis-hospital-gets-probation.html

Once again Thailand is too slow to catch up with the rest of the world.

How about 20 years as a fake nurse in Quebec ....https://nationalpost.com/news/woman-fired-after-working-20-years-as-hospital-nurse-without-a-license

8 hours ago, Traubert said:

Borrow an enormous dog and don't feed it.

Feed the dog!!! I just saw a video where a police dog jumped out of the car and attacked the policeman instead.........

Had one Hotel panic about it at check-in. Eventually found it in the travel bag. Since then I use medical tape to keep them in place. In over 40 trips more than a few have torn off the staples .

2 hours ago, skytrooper70 said:

if Mozart walked through the same market, today,

Considering his finances, he'd probably be arrested for Busking...

8 hours ago, Justwonderingwhy said:

Read the article on his fathers passing in the Taunton Gazette. It clearly says Samuel is an only child. Who had 2 kids already.... so he had left 2 kids in the uk

The mother died in January and his father died around

March/April of a long term ailment this year, the 2 kids in Thailand are the same 2 kids they are referring to in both obituaries. There is also a photo of the kids visiting him at detention.  The gofundme campaign stalled out at £310 of the £1,000 goal. 

 Apparently he is toughing it out on his own or with help from distant friends or relatives in Taunton Somerset. No updates have been posted for about a month so far. 

This restaurant adds new meaning to the term "Fast Food" 

Hey Guys !   I smell something burning and I'm not waiting around to find out what it is !

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2 hours ago, watcharacters said:

if the light turns  red  when you are in the intersection you have broken the law and can receive a citation.

That's the rule of thumb where I come from. Red-light camera tickets there currently cost $490-$525! (USD)   ...... A 500 bht fine would be a blessing by comparison .

OPs argument appears to be that the photo should show red instead of orange but if Thailand has the same red in the intersection rule printed on paper  then obviously the appeal will be an uphill climb.  Good luck  if you decide to go ahead and fight it......Inquiring minds would like to know how things turn out.

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Easy to arouse suspicions when stories like these are already in the news.

This 15 member call center arrest operation was posted last May . A few response posts complained that it took too long for the police to act on that case. 

It does not seem unlikely that they would target their investigations on a large group of guys who kept a low profile in a highly male oriented entertainment community. Maybe the Chinese should have partied a little harder to throw off the scent.

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