Chinese high speed trains carrying Chinese goods straight through Laos and Thailand to/from Malaysia and Singapore using Chinese fuel benefits Thai train spotters, I guess.
I'm sure the jetski insurance will pay out in full.
Presuming, of course, that both pilots had the required international shipping license to pilot them.
A rejected Thai male kills the person that rejected them, so no one else can be with them, then kills themselves to avoid the consequences.
See the next episode of this in the news tomorrow.
Then again the day after.