RobMuir

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

Maybe @4MyEgo and I (at our age, weight and baldness level) have nothing to physically attract a 30 year old woman.

I have seen a few exceptions, so it is not impossible but they were wealthy.

But when I get to your age/weight /baldness levels I will probably start targeting 40-45 year olds with low self esteem with lower expectations. 

Ones that have  never had kids which really ages women's bodies.

Some 40-45 year olds that haven't had children and never been fat have better bodies than some 25 year old with kids. 

It is terrible what having child can do to a Thai woman, their stomach skin and breasts especially. There behinds seem to hold up better than white mum's though.

1 minute ago, nightfox said:

Does being verbally assaulted on soi 6½ count.

Orally maybe.

They were really friendly when I went down there.

16 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said:

 

 

All of that and not from bargirls, at least your honest.

Bargirls make you use condoms don't they?

Another reason not to go there. 

The Mexican Gonereah Superstrain has caused a lot of breakups, that's for sure.

1 hour ago, 4MyEgo said:

 

 

So hygiene issues was your main concern, it's Russian Roulette out there from any girl, not just bargirls, fortunately for me, haven't had an issue in this lifetime. 

You have been lucky mate.

The only two that haven't got me yet are HIV and syphalis. I first got herpes at 15.

Currently the most prevalent is a Mexican Superstrain of Gonereah. It took me months to shake as it is resistant to most antibiotics, and you have to get antibiotics and another drug with it. And it also infects the throat of the female.

A lot of these high so Bangkok girls have it.

3 minutes ago, Logosone said:

It's a myth that black have large penises, there are small medium and large, with small and medium being by far the majority.

 

Besides, it's not about length. It's about width from 6 inches onwards.

Well mate, you would know wouldnt you.

Personally I wouldnt have a clue. 

6 minutes ago, RafPinto said:

Yes, for sure.

The black italian one 4,9"

 

And how would she know that the "black ones" are longer?

Has she some kind of experience?

I am not surprised to see Australia the highest on that chart for the farangs. 

That is in line with what girls around the world have told me and a big part of the reason the Aussies pull so many shielas.

The girlfriend was exposed to porn at a very young age.

4 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

A few lucky escapes there, the Brit girls like to claim rape or too drunk to consent after the event.

Yes I think the Australian parliament has a similar case of that going on currently.

Just now, Fat is a type of crazy said:

So you approach a girl and ask her what she does and if the girl tells you she is a prostitute you 'slag the dirty hookers off and tell them how disgusting it was'. 

No.

I approach a girl and ask her a job. If she can't answer I politely move on.

If I am still suspicious I will point out a hooker and use the derogatory Thai slang word for that and voice my disapproval at them, making it obvious that if she indeed is a whore that she is barking up the wrong tree with me. 

If she agrees with me she obviously won't be asking me for money after a night of sweet tender lovemaking with me.

5 minutes ago, Excel said:

I lived here longer than and even with my magnifying glass I have never seen a Thai penis either. My wife assures me they do exist but never leave a lasting impression ????????????

One of my current girlfriends is convinced that I am black from the waist down.

5 hours ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

Nobody seemed to object when it was the UK variant. ????‍♂️

You are kidding aren't you. I have never seen so much outrage and indignation.

If any Thais actually really cared, which I don't really believe anyway, they would have a fair point. One case proven to have come from Egypt.

The English variant, despite all the protests was traced to Kent, and it has since been proven by further tracing that that is where it originated.

It is what it is.

I doubt there would be many Thai snowflakes genuinely upset by it.

1 minute ago, Logosone said:

A whopping 59% of Thai women admitted to cheating

Sounds about right to me. 

And about 95% of the blokes. 

2 hours ago, RichardColeman said:

Probably due to reduction of Thai male 'ham' ego and the other half saying 'is that normal size ?'

I have lived here for many years but never seen a Thai adult penis or had any interest. 

I take it you are claiming to have seen quite a few? 

6. Dees and Tom's. So cool.

28 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Back in the day (early noughties) the full moon parties were full of hookers...  they could easily be identified.... 

That is true, I would always qualify them by firstly asking what they did for a living. Then slag off the dirty hookers and tell them how disgusting it was, just to be sure.

At all the full moon parties I probably did more tourists to be honest. I found the English lasses the easiest, followed by the kiwis.

28 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

And.. Rob... Don’t you think those married women you proudly ‘banged’ (4 in the same housing estate) in Pattaya were not ‘ex-hoes’ who struck it lucky and married a westerner ?

Almost certainly. I wasn't proud as you said, I was actually living in fear everytime I heard the gate open thinking it might be a husband. Luckily I was right down the back so there was little passing traffic.

28 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

So.. while you may not have ‘paid for it’.... given your comments, the probability is quite high that you have slept with a hooker.... 

 

Of course, you’d never admit such a thing... 

 

Yes, nothing worse. 

25 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

The odd thing about Asian ladies, they seem to want (even insist) on the sex as well as the money.

Why would you pay a hooker if it wasn't for sex? A cuddle?

43 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said:

 

Yeh, I worked that out, tell me you can't satisfy yourself and need one every day to drive that ego of your up, you probably kept them long time and went for 2nd's in the morning before breakfast oi, getting every baht worth of the 50 baht you paid them.

I think you have never experienced full moon parties etc. right? Your experience in Thailand has been limited to beer bars for westerners.

The concept that a woman wants to have sex because of natural physical attraction seems a foreign concept to you. Trust me mate, if you know what you are doing they will be all over you. 

I read that you claimed 2000 baht was as high as you pay for company.

My highest is zero baht.

And I wouldn't want to have sex with a prostitute even if it was for free because of all the hygeine issues. I will leave stirring the porridge to the desperates.

I travelled the world mostly to pick up women, Europe was good but Thailand the best hands down. Nightclubs in western Sydney a couple of times but I didn't rate it.

58 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said:

Re the going out and scores on the board, not going to even get into that, because 8 out of 10 is pretty average,

That was 8 different woman in ten days, not a single 8 out of 10. And not bogan shielas from western Sydney.

So you lost a house in Oz, paid for another one in Issan that you don't own and you are giving advice to Frankie?

I am fairly confident Frankie is not contemplating buying this lady a house.

And my fool proof advice would be don't marry her and don't buy her a house. Even giving her half a house that you paid for would not be advisable.

Frankie the man.

2 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Throat cancer from Chiang Mai cigars is a common cause of death in women up north.

10 cigars for $2 ........ don't know what they're made of.

They are mostly tobacco. But the ones I enjoyed during my trips to  Fang, also had ganga and fin (opium). 

Very enjoyable, but you don't do much after smoking them, can happily lie down in the same position for hours without moving.

And the women there do smoke them as you say.

2 hours ago, 4MyEgo said:

My ex wife who had a very good job title was a terrible mistake

I think you are confused. Frankie has no plans to get married to this woman. An ex-wife is always a terrible mistake.

Some blokes happily play the field and bang all the women, while others are a bit insecure and hold on for dear life when they finally get one. Clever bargirls take advantage of these blokes who are easy marks.

My mates refer to getting stuck with a promiscuous girl as "holding the ball" which is an AFL term. You should never get caught holding the ball.

I am sure that ex wife cost you a tidy packet.

And I think you said earlier that you built a beautiful big house in your current wife's hometown somewhere in Issan, without a lease, company or usrfruct arrangement.

Thousands have blokes have fallen for that old trick to Issan bargirls and thousands more will.

You were already quite old when you first arrived in Thailand.

While you were going out twice a month in NSW for a couple of years before you rushed into marriage young in NSW,  I was going out every night on regular trips to Thailand and already scoring hundreds of normal Thai women. (and plenty of drunk/drugged tourists from all over the world) throughout my twenties and thirties. 

We also held competitions, my personal best was 8 on a short ten day trip. In Oz we would go out all weekend, every weekend from Friday to recovery sessions on Monday mornings. My brother owned a Chapel Street nightclub, and I was regularly given more drink cards in other clubs that I could ever get through.

Our experiences are polar opposites, which is why our advice to Frankie differs.

We were into full moon, half moon, black moon parties, Chaweang Beach nightclubs, Kao San road partying.

Not into the P4P bar scene of Patong and Pattaya which was a sad joke in our opinions, not knowing whether to pity the impoverished and sometimes obviously underaged Asian females forced by circumstances to sell their genitals to hundreds of old overweight losers, or to the lonely blokes getting taken for a ride. It is a very sad scene all round if you think about it.

I am sure Frankie took in your words of wisdom and appreciates them. 

Frankie the man.